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    The Real Tibette Watch Gen Q – Episode 2

    Tina was out in the yard when Bette called out to tell her that it was nine forty-five.

    Tina called back, ‘Great! Be right there.’

    She switched off the watering hose and left it on the ground for Solly to lap at while she slipped her feet back into her Birkenstocks, ran her hand over a few of the plants, just for the pleasure of feeling their green loveliness, and then went into the kitchen.

    ‘Warm,’ she sighed, pulling her tank away from her stomach to try and get some air moving over her skin.

    Bette made a sound of disgust. ‘I fully expect to see Sasha again tonight.’

    Tina smiled sympathetically. Their youngest was a notoriously fussy sleeper. Usually they’d leave the city for a week around now, but this year the kids’ schedules wouldn’t bend enough and they were stuck toughing it out. The house had air-con but installing it had been a trade-off between aesthetics, noise and environmental concerns, so occasionally sheer heat still won the day, especially higher up the building.

    ‘Popcorn?’ Tina suggested. Bette pulled a face. ‘Or a popsicle?’

    ‘Do we have any?’ Bette asked, suddenly alert.

    ‘Adunno, lemme see . . .’

    Tina went to their huge refrigerator/freezer and started rummaging while Bette called Solly in and closed up the bifold doors that went out to the yard.

    ‘No popsicles, honey,’ Tina called over her shoulder, ‘but go sit down and I’ll make us a pitcher of something cold, okay?’

    ‘’Kay,’ Bette said, the heat forcing her to save energy even on syllables.

    ***

    ‘So,’ Tina said ten minutes later, as they sat on the sofa watching the ads on Showtime, bowls of strawberries and a pitcher of virgin mojitos on the coffee table, ‘place your bets on Finley making it out of there alive!’

    ‘Finley?’ Bette said. ‘Don’t you mean Sophie?’ Tina started to reply but Bette cut her off. ‘Look, Finley’s an asshole for humiliating Dani on her wedding day, but Sophie is the cheater. She’s the one who should be getting her ass kicked and I for one am here for it, in fact if it doesn’t happen I’m gonna . . . Well, I don’t know, but I’ll be fucking mad, is what I’ll be. I mean very. Extremely mad.’

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    1. Fantastic Largo. Please keep doing this, it may be the only thing that motivates me to watch the show.

      ‘Not now, Sol,’ Bette said, nevertheless stroking the dog’s head as she kept her eyes on the screen. ‘Got horseshit to listen to . — my favorite line, horseshit to listen to. Bwahahaha!

      Love. It.

      BK

      • Hello BK, my friend! Sorry I’m a bit late replying but know that I could not be more delighted than to see that you’ve read this and you like it. :-)

        I am enjoying writing these and it is certainly helping me to process what is happening on the show. If it helps others and gives folk a smile, I will be over the moon!

        Thank you, as ever, for your support and I hope to read more from you soon!
        Largo

    2. Thanks for the second part!

      “‘Oh, I know it was domination. But it looked more like when I’m trying to get Solly to take his worm medicine.’” = :)

      But if serious all this Bette and Gigi line so rushed and so clinging that i think they wrote it only to attract male audience – like soft porno without deep meaning.

      • Hello Zhenya! Thank you so much for reading the second part and I’m very glad you liked my wee joke about that sex scene…. lol

        The Gibette storyline is rushed, I agree, and if you’re right about the show’s motives then I’d have to say they’ve succeeded because the scene has attracted a lot of attention.

        Thank you for reading and commenting, my friend. It is much appreciated.
        Largo

    3. The Real Bette has you. This little literary experiment of yours shows what a phenomenal writer you are. Such a simple premise yet you have managed to turn this into an incredibly moving story. I absolutely love it. And cannot wait for the next installment.

      • Billy, this is such a sweet comment. Thank you so much. I know how much Bette means to you, and you are right – like you, I am always in her corner!

        I’m glad you like the premise. It’s not at all the kind of thing I usually invent, but I realised it could be a way to help me process The Show, so I went for it. Really delighted to have you along for the ride.

        Stay well & thanks again
        Largo

    4. Largo,

      This is a marvelous post. Very witty & clever.

      Agree with BK about the ‘horseshit’ – so true & sad to think that’s what we are getting this season.

      I much prefer your version.

      Anxiously awaiting your take on episode 3!!!

      Thank you for sharing.

      • Hiya Collins! I’m so pleased you have time to read this and to comment. :-)

        There is a lot going on on the show, most of it bad, so it’s hard sometimes to know what to have the Real Tibette comment on, without just turning the whole story into a tirade, lol

        Thanks for all your support and friendship, as ever
        Largo

      • Hi Bibi! Great to see you here, my friend. :-)

        Thank you so much for reading these and for commenting. I’m glad you find it fun, as do I. More to come soon!

        Take care
        Largo

    5. LadyL!!
      NO one has better banter than Tibette!!! And you and your fab Authors o FanFiction drop the mic from on high!!! Kissy face emojis would do nicely here . . .

      Oh what joy we’re having knowing a weekly synopsis of GenQ can be had here!!

      Unhand my remote for the gladiator games . . . I will be ENTERTAINED!!!!
      MuHaHaHa!!!!

      • Lol, Dumplin! Brilliant comment, thank you. I will try my best to keep up the standard and serve up a wee palate cleanser for Tibetters. Agh, we need it!

        Thank you for all your support and enthusiasm. It means a lot, my friend. :-)
        Largo

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