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The Reluctant (chapter 9)
“We’ve got plans to torture Dana’s robot girlfriend.” Shane explained. Jenny raised an eyebrow.
“Really? Is that all? I thought you were planning world domination.” Shane ignored her and continued.
“Look what I’ve got.” She jumped up, walked over to her suitcase, and pulled out a neon green squirt gun.
“Do I even want to know why you have that?” I asked.
“Probably not. But here’s my plan: we follow Tonya around for the night, sneaking of course, because it’s so much more fun that way. Anyways, we sneak up behind her and squirt her every few minutes…”
“Right, so she thinks she’s going crazy or something?” Jenny guessed. Shane pointed the gun at her and squeezed the trigger, a stream of water hitting the other girl on the forehead.
“Exactly. It may not be evil mastermind work, but it will be fun. I don’t know about you guys, but I like the secret agent thing.” I grinned.
“Me too, but I prefer to keep it in the bedroom.”
“Come on, let’s go! I want in on this.” Jenny said, bouncing up and down.
“Alright then.” Shane said, pulling out another gun and handed it to me. “Plan number 2 is now underway.”
“Wait, number 2? Oh no, what did you guys put in her hair spray?” She covered her mouth, but was smiling nonetheless.
“Paint stripper.” We both said innocently, and walked out of the room. We made our way down the stairs and into the lobby, passing Bette and Tina.
“What are you three up to?” Bette asked suspiciously, spotting us.
“Nothing!” We all said in unison and continued walking. I finally saw Tonya and Dana heading into the bar room, which was on the other side of the lobby. They would have to pass us to get there.
“Guys, quick!” Shane said, holding a door open and rushing in. Jenny and I quickly followed. The room was medium sized, but deserted. It was lined with arcade games and vending machines, with a pool table in the middle. “Ohhh…” Shane said, running her hands over one of the games. It had little pictures of aliens and spaceships on the sides and a D-pad with 2 red buttons by the large screen.
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HA! This is great, I always love when writers include friendship, instead of only focusing on the couple of the story. Good work, I was laughing my ass off!
that was a pretty funny update, they’re real slick. ugh, the idea of dana and tonya makes me wince too. bring on the drama! how entertaining! post soon!
simply amazing! i still love shane and alice’s secret agent style! too bad more drama is to come, becaue i was enjoying the comedic friend action! but of course we wanna know whats gonna hapen with alice and dana, so keep it up!
This story is awesome! The chapters are sooo halarious! Too bad the drama is gonna start. I have a feeling that alice is gonna be very upset. Hopefully shane will be there for her. ;) Anyways hope you post again soon!
Another awesome chapter! Im enjoying the shane and alice plans! my favourite line was “Burn motherfucker! Alright, let’s boogie!”” totally funny! Keep up the great writing!
Oh my God. I was dying laughing the ENTIRE chapter! It’s a nice calm before the Danish drama storm! Alice and Shane are so fucking hilarious together, and you throw little oblivious Jenny in there, and you have laugh after laugh. Loved it so damn much! Update again soon! Please!