My headache hadn’t dissipated but thankfully, the lawyer finally seemed to be wrapping up.

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In witness, whereof, the separation agreement and property settlement between both parties herein referred shall become effective as of the date that it has been signed thereby executed upon which duplicate originals are to be retained by each.

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Mr. Maxwell set the papers down saying, “That concludes today’s review of the settlement agreement.  If you have any issues with the assessment of asset values, I have the detail provided by the third party assessors consulted assuring impartiality.” 

He shuffled some documents in a folder then commented further, “Otherwise, the remaining action would be for you Ms. Kennard, to provide any revision requests to either myself, another member of this firm or counsel of your own choosing per options itemized earlier.  As mentioned, you have full discretion on the terms.” 

“Upon verbal or written agreement, we require your signature thereby providing immediate execution upon receipt as we actually have Ms. Porter’s on file.  Are there any questions?” 

He lifted what I presume to be the aforementioned item, looking expectantly at me almost suggesting I comply by agreeing to sign immediately. 

That of course, was not happening this afternoon.  My mind has been wandering and her effort deserved my full attention and further careful review. 

“Well, that’s that then,” he proceeded immediately, handing me his business card giving quick nod in both our directions. 

“You can contact Ms. Porter who will relay the message or call me anytime with your decision and we can proceed from there. Sue, our receptionist who you both met earlier will walk you out.”

Didn’t he need to take a breath?  Did he have to plunder through the directives in such a nonchalant manner?  These damn heartless ***** probably didn’t appreciate the impact these proceedings had on people’s lives anymore. 

Just as well, let him rush through this denouement, as he doesn’t need to charge us another billable hour. 

He was sure to be pricey – Bette wouldn’t have hired him if he weren’t properly credentialed and reputable.  I’m sure she approached this with the same determination she did most other things making sure all gaps were bridged making things straightforward, almost easy even.