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    The Warning Label – 5

    Bette looked at her blankly.

    "If we want a movie to be up for Oscar contention, now’s the time to release it. It’s not too early, and it doesn’t look like we’re chasing the cut-off." Tina explained. "When this is over, we usually have a celebratory dinner for maintaining our sanity. I was going to bring you to that."

    "Oh." Was all Bette could manage.

    "Yeah. Oh." Tina nodded.

    Bette looked at Tina. "Why haven’t you been answering your cellphone?"

    "Is this Twenty Questions?" Tina asked, leaning against Bette’s car.

    "Maybe," Bette admitted.

    Tina took a deep breath. "My phone’s battery died, and I haven’t had the chance to charge it yet. I’ve been stuck in meetings outside the office the whole day, so if you called the office, I wouldn’t know. I haven’t been home, I’ve been having a pretty rough day, and I came here to get a drink because if I went to a bar you frequent I’m afraid I’ll see you with someone else and make my day the worst one I’ve had in a really long time."

    Bette stared at her. "Oh."

    "Yes."

    Bette sighed. She knew she also had explanations to make. "T, about this morning–"

    Tina cringed, and shook her head. "To be honest I’ve been trying not to think about it."

    "How’d that go?"

    "Not too well," Tina admitted. "But I screwed up, I know, and I want to say that I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but seeing you, with someone else… That hurt, and I’m petty, and I… I’m still trying not to think about it."

    "If I tell you I didn’t keep the number she gave me, will you not think about it at all?" Bette asked hopefully.

    Tina looked at her, and sighed. "I even brought Shannen to The Planet, on the chance that you might be there, but I wasn’t supposed to bring her over when you’re there talking to someone else…"

    "It’s been a rough week," Bette admitted softly.

    Tina faltered, and immediately sympathized with the other woman. "Babe, I’m sorry."

    Bette couldn’t help but smile at Tina, realizing for the first time just how much Tina really cared about her, to immediately dismiss her own concerns to provide Bette comfort.

    "What happened?" Tina asked gently.

    "I haven’t seen you." Bette confessed. "It’s my own fault, but…"

    Tina smiled back. A part of her was still worried about what would happen to her life if she pursued this relationship, but with Bette smiling at her like this… "This could get really messy."

    Bette lifted an eyebrow. "Thanks for reading me the warning label."

    Tina smiled back. "So do you want to meet evil personified?"

    "Well, she is your friend."

    "But, um, Bette, next time? Listen to me, before jumping to conclusions? This is new for me, and I know I’m going to test your patience…"

    Bette’s smile grew. "I can be patient."

    "No, you can’t, but I’d like to see you try." Tina teased, before she leaned forward, and kissed Bette softly on the lips. "Shannen’s going to tell you that this insanity’s just the tip of the Tina Kennard iceberg."

    Bette shrugged, before kissing Tina again. "I’m in, T. It’s a little late to be reading me the warning label."

     

     

    The End.

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    Comments

    1. Bette with the straight crowd. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol I take it that’s the end of this little number? =/ I see Tina liked throwing shoes even back then.

    2. god tibette listen to each other and stop jumping face first into the mud…why do all the good ones have to end tiff? we love your writing and least we have the other story going on.. please contiue it the other story that is.

    3. Your dialogue is so incredibly good chapter after chapter, it always leaves me feeling like I am still in grade school, struggling to learn my ABCs! Thanks!

    4. I had to chuckle at Tina considering her friend pure evil… but, then again, I think some of my friends might view me that way… anyway, I’m glad they were able to work that out… SO CUTE. The dialogue is fantastic, as Sea said, and you weave a wonderful tale. Thanks!

    5. Tina is just a born problem solver – rather than try to run after Bette in those insanely high heels they wear, she threw the shoe. It got results so she used it again and then again in their relationship. The scene in the bar is just the way Bette would play it. Great!

    6. Well, I have been away from the site for almost a year, and a friend of mine told me that I should check out your story. I am so very glad that I did. I love your use of dialogue, you have such a talent for it, and you get all the characters so precisely. I’m honored that you use the term Blondie McHottie and reading your story makes me want to pick mine up again. Thanks for all your hard work, it was truly an awesome pleasure to read.

    7. I loved it, but i love all your stories. It sounds like this one is over though, I wouldn’t mind if it continues though. Also, wheres the update for the other story?

    8. Well TD, More brilliance and delight from you. The misunderstanding and then capitulation to the truth was wonderfully drawn out. What makes this amusing is the realization of their own bull headedness. Bette was determined to prove that Tina didn’t matter to her; that Tina was just another notch on her bed post but the truth will out. While Tina was fooling herself in making Shannen take her to the Planet as if this was a typical day. Tina’ real motive was to catch a glance of her love. Shame that this was while Bette was being chatted up. Be careful of what you wish for as it might come true. The bar scene was hilarious as the posturing and pretentiousness of both gals nearly ruined a great time. Now that Tina made the first move and they both admitted their part in the whole debacle, forward motion can be made. Loved the simplicity with which Tina offered to introduce Bette to Shannen while warning her off at the same instant. All good things come to those who wait and I have been good and patient so am awaiting my reward. Please continue soon and dazzle me with your dialogue, Many thanks from Your Loyal Fan.

    9. Mmmm… this could get messy. We all know that it will – but in the best of ways of course. This was sooo nicely written. Alpha Tina and alpha Bette, you gotta love that. Thanks!!!

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