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    Translations – Bette Porter

    Story written on March 24, 2014 by Blackbird.
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    “Bette, why are you reading the instructions in French, won’t that take longer?” “I’ve decided what to do about this.” I point at the many piles on the floor in front of me.   Shane arrives with a six pack of beer. Together we will conquer this or get drunk and die trying. Across the

    “Bette, why are you reading the instructions in French, won’t that take longer?”

    “I’ve decided what to do about this.” I point at the many piles on the floor in front of me.

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    Shane arrives with a six pack of beer. Together we will conquer this or get drunk and die trying. Across the floor from me she sits cross-legged in a rodeo t-shirt on and ripped up denim jeans. Is this my second stupid plan of the evening, her translating the French version to me as I screw and bolt this fucking thing together?

    “This booklet reads like a EuroTrash poetry slam, by the way. Garbage.” Shane unfolds the booklet to an exploded view of the tub assembly. “So, on the way in I ran into Tina. She says you guys are dating again, right?” Shane hands me a set of brackets, washers, screws and bolts.

    <!–nextpage–>“We’ll probably have our baby on our tenth or eleventh date.” I laugh with her.

    “So, your third date you’re assembling a baby catching tub? Man, there’s gotta be some kinda weirder than the U-Haul record here.

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    As I come out of the shower into my bedroom I see Tina lying on the bed reading LA Baby magazine.

    “I hope you don’t mind, I just had to lie down before I went back to my place.” She says over the cover.

    “Not at all, you’re welcome to stay. Are you still ordering things from magazines?” I pull on a pair of yoga pants and a white tank top.

    “Don’t worry, the only other thing you have to put together is the crib,” she says as I approach the bed. The news makes me collapse onto it face down.

    “T, will you rub my back right here, under my shoulder?” I point to my scapula.

    I feel her kiss my back at the spot. Her hair tickles my skin as she leans over me. “You just want some attention, I think.”

    “Knead right there with your knuckles. Okay deeper. Yeah. Ouch! Right there. The tub was heavy to move around. We stupidly assembled the last of it and had blocked the door.”

    “I heard. You were not very quiet about that.” Tina laughs softly at me.

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    1. They have a very complicated relationship. Turmoil and contradictions. I love your writing but not exactly sure of what’s going on. Bette’s anger reaches a Hurricane 5 level and then dissipates. Tina is a passive-aggressive personality. But they really love one another.

    3. I’m starting to relax again as she massages me. “How many years do I have until I have to assemble something huge, like a swing set or a pony?”

      Love the humor. Thanks for the post.

    4. This had me laughing my head off. It is so well written!

      It was interesting how you gave insight to Tina dating both Helena and Bette at the same time. I thought she was being deliberately cruel.

    5. well, well, well… fascinating to say the least. Bette picks someone so unlike Tina to have an affair with and Tina picks someone similar to Bette to have an affair with. Bette’s affair has some discretion while Tina throws Helena in Bette’s face time and time again.
      I loved each of their thought patterns when they were together. I had to laugh as they are making love but each traveling to other places in their minds. Tina knows Bette so well but Bette is just so self-possessed that she forgets about Tina as they are making love and instead focuses in on Helena.
      Relationships are crazy and take so much work to be successful. It’s a wonder they made it.

    6. Bette going from zero to 360 – I get. Dealing with Helena professionally then at home has got to suck. And i’m not sure Tina did all she could to ease Bette’s concerns about Helena. Thanks for sharing Blackbird. I’ve got some catching up to do but I look forward to it.

    8. First off I will not be thinking of Helena if I had the chance to have sex with Tina that’s for damn sure, but I understand where Bette and anger and insecurities comes from after watching the one she love purposely parade this woman around in front of her for so long…these two are wicked and I love it!

    9. Some rainy day polishing on this story improved it with a few new great photos I discovered to illustrate it. Please enjoy, it’s an amusing story as Bette attempts to assemble Tina’s home birthing tub and plan for another seismic shift in Life with the birth of their child.

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