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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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“You mean 60 pounds, “someone says mumbling under their breath. Kit was in a world of daze, “Did she just insult my cooking, “she thought to herself. They were still pier side, “Where in the hell is Jaws when you need him?” I mean true she had thick skin you could talk bad about Noxema (her favorite wig), her thumbs that looked like human adult toes, hell you could even talk about how she inhales a platter of 50 fried shrimp without evening chewing, but what she wouldn’t stand for was someone criticizing her cooking! “Now I know how Red from Orange Is The New Black feels, “she says to herself.
“Olsen, “she says before taking a deep breath, “I’m going to say this as nice as I possible when you come through my line show some respect and remove your hockey mask.”
“Hockey Mask? I’m not wearing a hockey mask?”
“Oh my bad that’s your face.” Everyone in the line including Gilmore burst out laughing.
“Wh—-why I never!?” She says throwing down her tray. “You just wait until the captain hears about this!”
“Oh, yeah well while you’re up there tell her about this two Humpty Dumpty, “she says flinging a spoon full of eggs at her while she walked away.
“You’ll be sorry chief!”
“Yeah….yeah, “she says wiping off the line, “Next, come on ladies let’s get this line moving people gots to eat!” Walking back towards the kitchen she feels a set of eyes on her.
“What, Wilson what’s that look for?”
“I thought you said you were going to behave yourself?”
“I am and I have.”
“Not according to Olsen she’s on her way to speak to the captain a.k.a your sister as we speak.”
“No, she isn’t if she wants to eat for the next six months she better keep her mouth shut she knows better.”
“You sure about that?”
“Of course I have nothing to worry about besides Olsen is smart she knows not to snitch on me.”
Chief Porter your presence is request in the captains stateroom…….(blares over the announcing system).
“Shit!”
Armory…..
“There are a set of night vision goggles unaccounted for.”
“Are you sure chief?”
“Yes, I’m sure I’m looking at the inventory log five were checked out but there’s only four in the safe who stood duty armorer yesterday?”
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)