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What If – Chapter 11
Bette: [raising her hand cutting him off] Do, I look like I belong on a medical alert commercial? [All three boys scan up and down her body]
In Unison: [shaking their heads] No ma’am!
Bette: If it wasn’t considered assault and possibly against the penile code I would——.
Boy #2: Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [he cries out cutting her off clutching the front of his shorts]
Boy #3 & 1: [look at him confusingly when he refused to make eye contact they finally understood why he hadn’t spoken a single word the entire time]
Bette: [looked at him awkwardly]
Boy #3: Dude, ewwwwwww what the hell!????
Bette: Ewwwww? What do you mean by ewwwww!?
Boy #1: He just shot his relish all over his shorts!
Bette: Awwww, dude gross come on really!?
Boy #2: [blushing] Sorry…..but you said penile.
Bette: Yeah…penile not pen—.
Boy #2: [now staring up at her with a confused look on his face]
Bette: [sighing in frustration] You, know what never mind.
Boy #1: [ignoring his horny friend walks up to Bette] He’s weak but I’m not what you say you take me behind those buildings over there and make a man out of me? [he ask then winks his eye]
Bette: Look, you little proactiv pimple faced reject I—–.
TRAVIS!!!!!!! [a voice yells out cutting her off] When Bette turned in the direction of the voice she was surprised to see the two young girls she almost hit earlier approaching]
Boy #3: [seeing them approach shakes his head] Dude, shit is about to get worse!
Boy #2: This can’t be life!!!!!!!
Boy #3: [snickers under his breath as the girls approached] Getting a closer look Bette knew they were going to be a problem.
Girl #1: Uh, Travis [now standing next to him] like who is this old woman you’re talking to?
Boy #1 (Travis): [bashfully] Oh, she’s no one.
Bette: [in a condescending tone] Travis huh? And I’m no one?
Girl #2: [ignoring them all something caught her attention] Bryce, why is your towel wrapped around your waist?
Boy #2 (Bryce): Oh, that no reason (lying once again) it was making me hot wrapped around my neck its no big deal so you ready to get into the water?
Girl #2: [stands back with her arms folded] No, big deal huh?
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proteonomics says
Hi Skunk:
This is a great chapter, because things are reaching the point in which everybody is cornered by the circumstances, and in certain way by their feelings, and they have to take decision, Dana has to clarify if she really loves Lara, the chef has been a little egoistic, and Dana too, and it si same situation between Alice and Tasha, yeah this is really a very good chapter, (BTW have you sent Jenny to visit North Korea for free?) I hope Tina will resolve her problem in the studio, maybe she and Bette could travel together to China. Thanks so much for this beautiful chapter and I want to see how you deconvolute Dana’s and Alice’s situation, either way it could be wonderful; as I told before, for me Alice and Tasha is nice, but Dana and Alice is nicer and Dana and Lara is in third place, but whatever is the outcome it will be excellent to me, because your story is excellent. Thanks for the chapter and please post soon.
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Bibi28 says
Hey SkunkPU80,
I am so happy that you are back and what a amazing chapter!
Dana and Alice needs to think hard what they want with their relationships. They both pushed their woman away and are now jealous and insecue when their “spouses” get attention from other woman.
The scene with Bette and the teenagers, my god, hilarious ????
Tina quit her job, i totally understand that. What a assholes, going behind her back ????
But now she is able to move across the world with Bette.
I love your Bette, kind, funny, wise, haring, hot and so in love with her Tina????
Thank you so much for sharing this story with us !