Girl #1: [proudly sticking up for her friend] Got, that right she’s been on the honor roll since kidney garden!

Bette: [completely dumbfounded looks at Travis and Bryce]

Boy #3 (Dustin): I know——[he says speaking up for his friends] trust me they aren’t with them because of their brains.

Girl #1 & 2 (Nicole): [in unison] Whatever!

Bette: Well, uh congratulations and let me be the first to say………[pausing] the public school system has failed you both and for your information its pronounced Audi not Outtie. [she says slowly walking closer to Nicole and her friend as she stood in front of them they had no idea how tall she was until now, although they hated to admit it whoever the woman was…was gorgeous.]

Boy #3 (Dustin): Can I please give you a hug?

Bette: [ignoring him focuses her attention on the two girls] Clearly, you two dough dough birds unlike your bathing suits are not that bright. You see, Beavis, Butthead, and Michael Kelso over there decided to stand in the middle of the street blocking me from driving through and minding my own business. I am a grown ass woman [she says opening her blazer] and all woman in every since of the word I have no interest in your boyfriends you see, I’m a happily married woman.

The Girls: [stared at her flashing wedding ring Bettes calm like tone began to freak them out]

The Boys in Unison: [in a low disappointed tone] Damn.

Girl #2 (Nicole): [stuttering] He…he is one lucky man.

Bette: Yes, she is. [the boys hearing she was married to another woman let out a loud frustrating moan]

Boy #1 (Travis): You’re so fucking perfect!

Girl #2 (Nicole): She?

Bette: Yes, she so you see I have no interest in your little boyfriends or boys for that matter now you two on the other hand look real—-.

Girl #1: [taking a deep gulp]

Girl #2 (Nicole): We look real what?

Bette: [steps closure to them speaking in a sensual tone] You two look real—-.

Boy #3 (Dustin): Forget them how do I look? How do I look!?

Boy #2 (Bryce): [crossing his legs together] I think I need a new pair of shorts!

Bette: You two look real……punchable! [darkening her tone] I maybe older than you two but not that much older and to make sure you understand what I’m saying I’m going to stoop down to your level and speak in a language you’ll understand. The first one to call me old again I will be confiscating your lips like on purpose like by accident [she says mimicking their valley girl accents]. You have no idea who you’re messing with now, I need for you two to take your boyfriends and your asses and get out of here or you can stay and see how big girls play. How far do you want to take it’s up to you!? I’m feeling like Buzzlighter and we can go all the way to infinity and beyond!