Tina: [with an attitude] Good morning!? There’s nothing good about my morning! You’ve lost your mind ringing my door bell like you’re the feds with a warrant for my arrest!

Franklin: If you would have answered after the first ring I wouldn’t have had to keep ringing your door bell, which by the way you might want to have someone come look at it sounds like it’s on life support.

Tina: You’re going to be on life support if you don’t tell me what the hell it is you want!

Franklin: Why, the attitude?

Tina: It’s seven in the freaking morning and you’re ringing my doorbell like a crazy person!

Franklin: I should be the one with an attitude [he says looking her up and down] you look terrible without makeup.

Tina: You’ve got 5 seconds dweeb!

Franklin: You, know you should really refrain from the name calling you don’t exactly look like Disneyland yourself.

Tina: [feeling slightly self-cautious tightens her robe and combs her hair with her fingers]

Franklin: [taken notice] Not a 100% but a vast improvement.

Tina: [in an agitated tone folding her arms] Two seconds!

Franklin: That’s more than enough time [he says pulling out a large can behind him] I’m selling peanut brittle $15.35 a can.

Tina: $15.35 a can!?

Franklin: Yes, $15.35 a can is there a problem?

Tina: Don’t you think that’s a little expensive for peanut brittle!?

Franklin: It’s the same price you paid for those ran over high heels I saw you wearing a few days ago.

Tina: [in an angered tone] I do not wear ran over high—— [catching herself] does your mother even know you’re out this early?

Franklin: No, she’s sleeping she’s been really tired the last few days and it’s all your and Bette’s fault.

Tina: Our fault?

Franklin: Yes.

Tina: [raising her voice] No its not!

Franklin: It is too, in fact the entire neighborhood hasn’t been able to sleep either.

Tina: It’s bad enough you woke me up at the butt crack of dawn selling overpriced peanut brittle, but now you’re lying too!

Franklin: [pushing his glasses back onto his face again] Denial, will get you nowhere but the truth will set you free.

Tina: And where did you learn that from…… church?