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What If – Chapter 12
Tina: [with an attitude] Good morning!? There’s nothing good about my morning! You’ve lost your mind ringing my door bell like you’re the feds with a warrant for my arrest!
Franklin: If you would have answered after the first ring I wouldn’t have had to keep ringing your door bell, which by the way you might want to have someone come look at it sounds like it’s on life support.
Tina: You’re going to be on life support if you don’t tell me what the hell it is you want!
Franklin: Why, the attitude?
Tina: It’s seven in the freaking morning and you’re ringing my doorbell like a crazy person!
Franklin: I should be the one with an attitude [he says looking her up and down] you look terrible without makeup.
Tina: You’ve got 5 seconds dweeb!
Franklin: You, know you should really refrain from the name calling you don’t exactly look like Disneyland yourself.
Tina: [feeling slightly self-cautious tightens her robe and combs her hair with her fingers]
Franklin: [taken notice] Not a 100% but a vast improvement.
Tina: [in an agitated tone folding her arms] Two seconds!
Franklin: That’s more than enough time [he says pulling out a large can behind him] I’m selling peanut brittle $15.35 a can.
Tina: $15.35 a can!?
Franklin: Yes, $15.35 a can is there a problem?
Tina: Don’t you think that’s a little expensive for peanut brittle!?
Franklin: It’s the same price you paid for those ran over high heels I saw you wearing a few days ago.
Tina: [in an angered tone] I do not wear ran over high—— [catching herself] does your mother even know you’re out this early?
Franklin: No, she’s sleeping she’s been really tired the last few days and it’s all your and Bette’s fault.
Tina: Our fault?
Franklin: Yes.
Tina: [raising her voice] No its not!
Franklin: It is too, in fact the entire neighborhood hasn’t been able to sleep either.
Tina: It’s bad enough you woke me up at the butt crack of dawn selling overpriced peanut brittle, but now you’re lying too!
Franklin: [pushing his glasses back onto his face again] Denial, will get you nowhere but the truth will set you free.
Tina: And where did you learn that from…… church?
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proteonomics says
Hi Skunk:
Excellent story, very funny the little neighbor, and Bette and Tina fight, good they are going to patch up; funny what it’s happening on the TV, poor Dana, the time of taking decisions in arriving. Thanks so much for this wonderful chapter, please post soon.
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SkunkPU80 says
Thanks now that I have some down time from traveling I plan on using it to get caught up on your stories!
Bibi28 says
Fantastic update!
The scene with Tina and that kid was really funny ????
Bette &Tina fighting is always sad, but it happens in every marriage and relationship. I am a little confused about something, Tina quit her job and is now able to move ahead with Bette to China. It doesn’t seems that she going with Bette, why?
I am glad with Kit, she is able to talk sense in Bette.
Alice, Tasha, Dana and Lara, what a mess. Especially Alice and Dana play with fire and will get burnt, Dana more than Alice i think.
I hope that you will be able to update soon!
Thank you
SkunkPU80 says
Tina not moving to China will be explained in the next chapter…… stay tuned again thanks for reading!
wkm says
Thanks for the update. Loved it. Franklin was a stitch
SkunkPU80 says
Thanks!