He did things like throw lit firecrackers down toilets, started a petting zoo which everyone thought was sweet until two baby alligators, a python, and a hyena went missing, or the time he stole and burned six stalks of The Johnsons corn from their backyard because he thought he could make popcorn. Bette and Tina weren’t exempt either eventually falling victim to Franklins wild shenanigans. One morning she and Bette woke up to exploding pigeons in their back yard all because Franklin saturated every square inch of their property with bread and Alka-Seltzer. It was literally raining bird shit from the sky! Bette in a fit of rage was seconds away from calling children services on herself before snapping his thick beluga neck! It took the work of high pressure washers, a sand blaster, and $10,000 for a new paint job to repair the damage done to their home and yard. When they confronted his parents it was pointless they both looked defeated it couldn’t be anymore clearer raising Franklin had been punishment enough. They both had dark bags under their eyes and looked stressed out Bette only got four words in when his dad without saying a single word handed her a blank check. Looking at Tina confusingly she took the check and watched the front door to the Dikshit home close shut. And, that was pretty much the extent of it Franklin terrorized and his parents worked to pay for the aftermath.

Tina: [not knowing what else to say] Didn’t my wife ban you from coming over to our house?

Franklin: Yup, that’s why I’m here I saw her leave for work earlier.

Tina: What are you stalking us now?

Franklin: Please don’t flatter yourself I’m just learning how to be a good salesman, but if anyone should get into the stalker business it should be you.

Tina: [sarcastically] Uh, no thank you I have a job.

Franklin: Not, according to mom you don’t [Tina looked at him awkwardly] just a bit of advice if I were you I’d be stalking internet sites like Indeed, Monster, CareerBuilder, Simply Hired, the Unemployment Line, Glass——.

Tina: [cutting him off she had enough] You, know what get of my porch and don’t knock on this door again!