Bette: [laughed out loud]

Shane: Anybody else have any dirty laundry they want to reveal?

Kit: You know those pot brownies I made?

Helena: [stuffing her mouth] Taste like heaven.

Kit: The secret ingredient is home grown came straight from my garden.

Bette: [shaking her head in shame] Kit Escobar.

Helena: [cheering] Here! Here!

Shane: I’m going to be on t.v.? [confesses]

Alice: Wait on my show? Let me know now because I don’t need any more surprises.

Shane: No, many years ago there was this show and well you know I just so happened to be a regular they tracked me down and asked me to be on the 20^th anniversary show.

Kit: Awwww, well congratulations!

Bette: Nope, not so fast Kit.

Helena: I agree with Bette nothing is ever at it seems when it comes to Shane.

Shane: [offended] Hey!

Alice: So, what’s the name of the show?

Shane: Forget I said anything.

Bette: Oh, no you don’t!

Helena: Spill it!

Shane: [exhaling] Taxi Cab Confessions.

Alice: [sarcastically] Surprise…surprise.

Kit: So, you’ve always been a freak?

Shane: Don’t judge me I have needs damn it!

Alice: Anybody else?

Helena: I didn’t vote for Hilary.

WHAT THE HELL!?????????? [everyone yells as they sat up]

Bette: Helena!!!!

Kit: YOU JUDAS!

Helena: [shamefully places her face in her hands]

Shane: I swear you think you know someone!

Alice: WHY?

Helena: I like Ivankas clothing line.

Shane: [reaching over snatches the leftover brownie in her hand] Yup, you definitely had enough. [when things settled down Bette spoke up next]

Bette: Everyone knows Tina is in Atlanta right?

Helena: Yup, thanks to Kit.

Bette: [shoots her a look]

Kit: What, everyone was going to find out anyway!

Shane: Well, you should have told me there was a good chance I wasn’t going to listen anyway.

Bette: [ignoring her] Right before I got here she sent a “We Need To Talk” text.

Shane: Oh shit!

Bette: My thoughts exactly.

Alice: Have you spoke to her since she left?

Bette: Not really.

Helena: I hate to be a fly on the wall when she gets back.

Kit: Please, when she gets back they’ll be sweating it out if you know what I mean like they always do.

Helena: [going down memory lane] I want someone to make me sweat I haven’t been laid in so long if my phone vibrates in my pocket I’ll cu—-.

Shane: Helena, please I’m drinking!

Helena: Sorry.

Alice: [speaking up] I’m glad Dana isn’t here.

Bette: That’s cold Al.

Kit: Why? I thought things were okay between you guys?

Alice: We kissed.

Shane: Are you serious!?

Helena: Alice!

Bette: OMG, when did this happen!?

Helena: Have you guys slept together!?

Alice: It happened after the Catalina trip and no we have not slept together but that’s what I’m afraid of.

Bette: If you too haven’t slept together than what are you afraid of?

Alice: That it might actually happen.

Kit: If you two slept together it will ruin—-

Alice: I know but there’s more I’ve been having dreams about us.

Helena: What type of dreams?

Shane: The Taxi Cab Confessions type of dreams.

Bette: Alice!

Alice: I know! I know!

Bette: So, you’re just ready to place Tasha on the curb ready to be picked up with next weeks trash!?

Alice: No! And don’t say it like that!

Kit: But, that’s what you’re doing and that’s what’s going to happen!

Alice: Can you all stop judging me you sound like Jenny!

Helena: Speaking of which has anyone heard from her?

Shane: She’s in the Amazon breeding piranhas.

Bette: Pir—-never mind I don’t want to know.

Kit: At least she’s with family members.

Alice: Guys can we just drop it [she says laying back down] Everyone completely drained does the same. Laying in silence they all stared up at the ceiling until they began to fall asleep one by one. Alice was the last to fall asleep and when she did she hoped the nightmare she created would soon fade.

TBC