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    What If – Chapter 15

    Shane: Alright! Alright! Let’s just say, I know the hostess at the Sage Vegan Bistro and Brewery very well.

    Dana: Seriously!?

    Shane: What!????

    Dana: You know your vagina is like a small business with shareholders.

    Shane: Hey, in my defense she came onto me.

    Dana: [closing her eyes trying to think] Ooooooh, what was her name? Uh, it started with a B, I think it was Bi—–.

    Shane: Bianca. [she says finishing her sentence]

    Dana: No, I think it was BITCH!

    Shane: Awwww, come on Dane it wasn’t like that she remembered you and I are friends, she saw what went down and shot me a couple of texts telling me what happened.

    Dana: Ughhhhhhhhh! [she yells out in frustration]

    Shane: Hey, it could be worse I mean she could have recorded the whole thing and posted it on social media.

    Dana: [sits beside her with her face in her hands] Why in the hell did I even agree to come back here!?

    Shane: Speaking from experience, trust me it could be lot worse.

    Dana: I find that hard to believe.

    Shane: Lara could have tried to run you down with her car, sent nude pictures of you to members of your family, spray paint a bleeding vagina on the hood of your car, set your balcony on fire, buy a car register it in your name and rack up $105,761.80 worth of parking tickets, convince you to get matching tattoos and——-.

    Dana: [cutting her off] Shane!?

    Shane: Yeah?

    Dana: Please tell me you made all that up or saw it in a horror movie?

    Shane: Oh, it’s from a horror movie alright.

    Dana: [lets out a sigh of relief]

    Shane: Called my life.

    Dana: [shots her a disgusted look]

    Shane: Hey, this isn’t about me, now are you going to tell me what happened or what?

    Dana: [takes a deep breath before speaking] Okay, so these last few weeks Alice and I have been—–.

    Shane: Rubbing hot pockets?

    Dana: OMG! No!

    Shane: Sorry.

    Dana: What I was trying to say is for the last few weeks Alice and I have been hanging out [she pauses] a lot.

    Shane: Yeah, okay.

    Dana: You know trying to catch up on lost time.

    Shane: If that’s how you want to put it.

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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