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    What If – Chapter 15

    Story written on April 23, 2018 by SkunkPU80.
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    Kit: Wait, did you say puppet? Tina! YES!!!! Kit: You wouldn’t be talking about Jalapeño would you? Tina: [taken off guard] Wait, how did you know? Kit: Oh, that’s one sick little puppet! Tina: KIT!!! Kit: Okay, just take a deep breath and tell me what happened!??? Tina: [taking a deep breath] My wife your

    Kit: Wait, did you say puppet?

    Tina! YES!!!!

    Kit: You wouldn’t be talking about Jalapeño would you?

    Tina: [taken off guard] Wait, how did you know?

    Kit: Oh, that’s one sick little puppet!

    Tina: KIT!!!

    Kit: Okay, just take a deep breath and tell me what happened!???

    Tina: [taking a deep breath] My wife your sister reported me missing and I was thrown in jail!!!!

    Kit: What in “I got locked up” hell!??? How? Why!?

    Tina: Because she didn’t know where I was she reported me missing! Because I was technically a missing person my vehicle was reported missing too! So, when the cop ran my plates it appeared as if I was driving a stolen car!

    Kit: [in shock about what she was hearing] Shut up!!!! Are you serious!?

    Tina: Kit, you have no idea I am 92 degrees hot right now!

    Kit: What the hell was Bette thinking!?

    Tina: And to make matters worse the cop that arrested me was an asshole.

    Kit: Why didn’t you call me!? You’re allowed at least one phone call trust me I know!

    Tina: The asshole cop wouldn’t let me!

    Kit: So, how did you end up getting out?

    Tina: Broke.

    Kit: Brooke? Who’s Brooke? One of Shane’s ex’s? She isn’t coming to the party is she?

    Tina: No, Brooke is the cop Jenny used to date.

    Kit: Ooooooh! Yeah, I remember her she looked so pretty when they strapped her in the strait jacket.

    Tina: Kit, I am beyond pissed!!!!!!

    Kit: Where are you right now?

    Tina: I picked up my truck and now I’m on my way there!

    Kit: I know I’m speaking to you right now but drive your ass straight here I need to see you with my own two eyes!

    Tina: [looking down at her phone] Shit, Tasha called.

    Kit: What did she want? Is she okay?

    Tina: I don’t know, I’ll call her back after I get off the phone with you.

    Kit: Okay, well come straight here.

    Tina: I will but first I have to make a quick stop first.

    Kit: Where do you have to go that’s so important!?

    Tina: To a clothing store…any clothing store.

    Kit: This is not a time to be shopping Tina!

    Tina: Yes, it is!

    Kit: No it’s not—okay, what do you have to buy that’s so important!?

    Tina: A black dress.

    Kit: For what? You don’t need no black dress!

    Tina: It’s not for me but for you.

    Kit: I don’t need a black dress Tina! What do I need a black dress for!????

    Tina: To wear at your sisters’ funeral!!!!!!!

    Kit: Oh, well in that case pick me up a matching purse and one of those wide hats with Woody Woodpecker sitting on the brim too!

    TBC

     

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    3. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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