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What If – Chapter 9

Bartender: Can I get you ladies a drink?
Lesley: Uh, yes I will take a Long Island Ice Tea.
Bartender: Okay, and for you?
Lesley: A refill.
Bartender: Another Vodka in Tonic coming right up.
Lesley: A refill…….why Lara I’m impressed.
Lara: Shut up.
Lesley: [snickered at her response]
Lara: What am I going to do?
Lesley: Do you really want her back?
Lara: [hurt by her question] I know you never cared for her but can you lay off the negativity just this once please really it’s not what I need right now.
Bartender: [placing their drinks in front of them] Here you go ladies can I get you anything else?
Lesley: [shakes her head no]
Lara: No, and thank you.
Lesley: Uh, correction I never said I didn’t like her.
Lara: Oh, come on when I first bought her home she didn’t utter two words and you jumped down her throat!
Lesley: I did not!
Lara: Do you remember what she asked you and what your response was?
Lesley: [lying through her teeth] Sorry, I can’t remember that far back.
Lara: You’re so full of it!
Lesley: I am not!
Lara: She politely asks did you have a bathroom and your response was no we all pee in the back yard.
Lesley: Oh, yeah I did say that it was a dumb question what home doesn’t have a bathroom……………but like what’s your point?
Lara: She just wanted to know where the bathroom was!
Lesley: Well she should have re-worded her question then and for the record I don’t have anything against Dana I just wasn’t feeling her vibe when I first met her that’s all.
Lara: You kept referring to her as a has-been.
Lesley: Correction, I said lesbian.
Lara: Has-been.
Lesley: [shrugging her shoulders] Uh, well you know they sound the same could have been anyone’s mistake.
Lara: [staring at her disgustingly] It’s sad when Chic-Fil-a employees treat you better than your own sister.
Lesley: You know what they say you can’t buy happiness but you can buy Chic-Fil-a but never on Sundays.
Lara: Is it possible to be a bitch all your life?
Lesley: [in a sarcastic tone] Oh, yeah…..it’s possible no added effort needed.
Lara: [ignoring her she takes a sip from her glass]
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I am so happy to read another chapter about this story!
I really hope that Alice got her wake up call and think about her relationship and start acting like a girlfriend instead as a single woman.
The job offer Bette got is a fantastic oppertunity, i hope she will reconsider and think about it and when she accept it, it will only when Tina comes along with her.
I hope to see a update very soon!
Hi Skunk:
Nice and funny chapter; the time of the truth has come, Alice, as well as Dana, have to think about what each one wants, and then make their decisions; to stay in their own relationships or to break them up; no one should stay attached just by pity, but by real feelings.
Hell, Jenny, someone should give her a one-way ticket to a volcanic island ready to blow up.
Thanks for the chapter.
P