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Somewhere at a non-disclosed location…..
Jenny: [Raising both her arms in the air wearing a magician cape and a funnel shaped hat decorated in Fruitopia drink labels] We have all gathered here today to summon the higher powers that be to awaken the darken spirts of the night and ask they serve as a guide as we enter into their unknown abyss!
Shane: [rolling her eyes] You’ve got to be kidding me!
Jenny: [continuing] The lit candles before you represent all forms of life inhale their scent joining your spirt and becoming one!
Helena: [confused turns the candle around scrunching up her nose] Cucumber melon?
Tina: Sea Cotton?
Kit: Japanese Cherry Blossom!?
Bette: [in a disgusted tone] Coconut Lime? Cut the crap, all this represents is the buy three get one free sale at Bath & Body Works!
Shane: [rising her hand] I have a question?
Jenny: No, you don’t, now if everyone will please grab——.”
Helena: [cutting her off] Why do I feel like I’m auditioning for The Craft sequel?
Bette: That’s probably because Nancy over there has lost her rabid ass mind!
Tina: Is it me or is the temperature dropping in here? [she asks shuttering grabbing her arms]
Kit: Just where in the hell are we exactly Jenny?
Shane: [looking above her] Where did that patch of fog come from?
Jenny: The next person who rudely interrupts will have to wear this lovely bear trap I picked up at the local zoo auction! [everyone disgustingly stares at both her and the bear trap she held up] Now, where was I, oh that’s right….. now if everyone will grab the strand of twine before you and connect it to the twine to the person right of you.
Tina: This is insane!
Helena: [tying her twine to Tinas] No, I’ll tell you what’s insane, I went to the movies with her a few days ago when we reached our seats she takes the lid of her drink and pours it in the seat in front of us. I said, Jenny what are you doing she says nothing just making sure nobody sits in front of us.
Tina: I knew I should I have invested in the strait jacket stock market.
Jenny: [overhearing the conversation] We, had a great time didn’t we Helena and the gourmet popcorn was fantastic! Speaking of popcorn, I would just like all you to know before I die I’m going to swallow a whole bag of popcorn kennels…..my cremation is going to be epic!