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What is love? – Chapter 31
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Tina finally chose an outfit in which she looked beautiful. It was white, showed just enough decollete, and she looked gorgeous.
As they left the store, Alice thought that she needed to suggest to Bette, when the time was right, that she should never go clothes shopping with Tina. Alice wasn’t sure that their relationship could survive that.
“Now,” Tina said, “we have to look for some sateen material for bridesmaid’s dresses. Those can be green.”
Alice and Dana stopped walking as though they had run into a wall.
“Just kidding,” said Tina with a wicked smile.
the Music
There was a minor wrangle over the music because everyone felt she was knowledgeable about music. The first argument came over the music for the ceremony.
Kit: So what do you want for the ceremony, an organ?”
Alice: “Too funereal.
Bette: “We could have Bach organ music.”
Alice: “Appropriate for Phantom of the Opera, but not for your wedding.
They had settled on harp music. Alice knew somebody.
Kit: “Have you heard her play?”
Alice: “Sure.”
Kit: “Where?”
Alice: “A bar mitzvah.”
Kit and Bette: “A bar mitzvah!”
Alice: “It wasn’t the Torah part. It was the party part.”
Bette: “Is it a full-sized harp?”
Alice: “Of course.”
Bette: “How is she going to be able to get it up the coast to the chapel?”
Alice: “I don’t know. How does she get it anywhere? Maybe she has a portable harp.”
Then there was the problem of music for the reception. They wanted live music, not a harp, and decided on a piano.
Kit: “I could play.”
Bette: “I don’t want you to play. I want you to be a guest.”
Kit: “Carolyn doesn’t want me to play either. I think she believes I’ll break out into a rendition of Proud Mary or something.
Bette: “You don’t know Tina Turner, do you?”
Kit: “Well, no. At least not well.”
Bette: “She would be great to have. Those revealing tops. And those little short skirts and heels and legs that go up and up.”
Kit: “Baby sis, you don’t sound like you’re gettin’ it regular.”
Bette: “Actually, real regular, big sis.”
Kit: “OK, fine. Well, I know this guy that’s good for this kind of cocktail music thing.”
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this story is hillarious :)
really really funny, i love the part: “Alice and Dana began to get a little dizzy seeing Tina’s breasts revealed in so many different ways” – i would actually like it LOL…can’t wait to see how their wedding plans will unfold
i hope that too for them..and gree??? ewww..lol..great as always pancha..im totally addicted to your amazing story..thanks :o)
Well done, love the shopping sauga, it would be funny seeing Tina like that…
This is so much fun. thank you.
yeah i’m with Dainty, this is so much fun to read…y is Shane not mentioned in the planning?..she is definitely gonna be in charge of hair and make up right?
Insecurity may be a problem, but a little jealousy is spice to love. I do enjoy it.Green + white? Emmm… difficult to imagine… It reminds me of some summer ball, like Scarlet in Gone With the Wind. I think yellow + white is better, like golden + silver, hoho.
I just can’t get enough of these two!!
fergz – youll like this one. they talk about tinas breasts making them dizzy. now im dizzy.pancha – i think you have my number. the visuals you filling my head is making my head heavy. you are funny and cute ooops i mean this story. thanks,
Great. That killed any desire I ever had about getting married. Well not really but that wore me out just reading it. :P
Hey pancha, new fan here! *Waves* I must say that I love your story! I’ve read each chapter and it was an absolute pleasure to watch (read) B&T’s relationship blossom, as well as each of them grow and mature. Your writing style is honest and true to real life and I really like it. Thanks for sharing your talents with us! I look forward to reading more of your work. I know there are more great things to come. :)
they are still so cute together. I would of thought that Bette would freak out during the wedding planning evident from the ‘moving in’ experience, but shes taking it quite well. She just like a guy, whatever the girl wants, goes.
This was a very cute post and Alice just cracks me up.
This is great pancha weddings are so much fun to plan NOT!!!!
bette and tina getting married so soondid i miss a chapter.i hope after sevenyears bette does’nt get a itch she hasto go scratch ,aka candace jewel or anyother women who thinks she is hot.
LOL~ this is hilarious!!!! i juz love the part where Al and Dana got a shock when Tina joked about the green satin material for bridesmaid!! LOL~~
This chapter is so funny and love it. Ok post soon please, thanks!
I was exhausted just reading it! but im sure it will all be worth it….especially with Alice on boared… could almost see their faces when Tina mentioned bridesmaid dresses…love it
This chapter made me laugh.I enjoyed reading about the wedding plans.Can’t wait to see how you write the wedding and honeymoon.
“bouncing coconuts” DAMN!!!!! that’s hilarious and i wouldn’t doubt that being a real titty bar!!! ***a girl can only dream. HHHMMMM*** beautiful chap as always. poor al and dane those shopping days are torture 4 everybody. please post soon PEACE.
Bouncing Coconuts..lmao..Loved this chapter..albeez knows me well…pancha, your story just gets better and better. OH..and is albeez flirting? ; )
this is the first of your pieces i’ve read and i’m off to catch up – this is really funny and i like it a lot