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What is love? Chapter 32
The afternoon before the wedding
“Oh, Kit, I’m so glad you called,” said a frazzled Alice. “When are you getting here and the sooner the better.”
The next day Bette and Tina would go through their wedding ceremony, or commitment ceremony. Neither was recognized by the state of California but they had chosen to have a public declaration of their love and commitment.
The ceremony was to be held in a beautiful little chapel on the beach which had many floor to ceiling windows. It looked and felt like the people in the chapel were actually on the beach. Both Bette and Tina thought it was the perfect place for the ceremony.
The wedding party and guests were staying in a nearby motel. Tina and her attendants were in a suite on the first floor and Bette and her people were in a third floor suite. Tina’s party included Val, Sue, Dana and her sister Lainey who was going to show up this evening. Bette’s attendants were Alice, JT (a college friend) and Kit who would arrive later in the afternoon.
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The couple and the most attendants had arrived on Thursday so they would be ready for the rehearsal activities on Friday. The attendants had insisted that Bette and Tina not sleep together on Thursday and Friday night. It was tradition.
“Whose tradition?” Bette asked irritably.
“Well, everybody knows this tradition,” Alice countered.
“I don’t,” grumbled Bette.
“You haven’t been married before.”
“I’ve been married as many times as you have,” snapped an exasperated Bette who eyes were beginning to exhibit flashes of anger.
“Baby,” Tina intervened. “Let’s not make a big deal of this.” Tina turned Bette’s face and planted a firm, but loving kiss on her lips.
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With Tina and Bette on the first and third floors, Alice, wisely, stayed on the second floor. She acted as a liaison between the two floors, and hoped to avoid the madness developing in the suites of the happy couple. She didn’t. The attendants already looked as though they had reached the lunatic state and the wedding was still about 18 hours away.
“Are all of you keeping a sharp eye on Bette and Tina?” Kit asked Alice.
“Attendants are staying as close to Bette and Tina as sticker burrs on jeans.”
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pancha. your story is always so well written
Hehe LMAO I read this while i’m at work.. Damn Pancha. My boss gonna fired fired fired me soon…
LMOA….Bette gone to Tinas room..lol..man for sure the funiest chappy ever..Alice is something else..lol..cant wait for the big day..thanks Pancha :o)
Haha, Bette’s gone to Tina’r suit, rite? Alice is really an allegiant and helpful friend. It’s a pity there’ll be no parents attending. Will they show up to surprise us? I guess no… It’d be too abrupt.
Where the hell is Bette maybe she went to Tina’s room. Alice is so funny and she help alot in this wedding and drive peoples drazy to. Ok post soon please, thanks!
YeeHaw!Man this is what a wedding is all about… the nerve wrecking experience, especially for the wedding planner, self proclaimed Alice. She should be given some sort of an award after this event. Now they need to proceed on finding out where is Bette… heh. BTW Pancha, with all the reference to Texas, you a Texan?
Really enjoying your story. It’s so sweet and funny. I like the way your write.
Bette better be found.
Flabby arms?! psh that just means there’s more to love. Anyway, get them married so the insanity will stop. Everyone will probably sleep for a week straight when it’s over. lol
Ok for some reason i think Tina’s gone too.. God how i hate weddings, they are so girlie.. *rolls eyes* LOL that coming from a femme is odd..Any way, that was one hilarious chapter.. always a pleasure..
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bette and tina are together
What a hoot!!! Great job in describing all the activities and anxiety. LMAO.
LOL knowing B&T they probably snuck off to different room because they would be found their rooms. Heck, they may even be on Alice’s floor ROTFLMAO. Some time TRUE lovers are not meant to be seperated :o)
roflmao.. i love the sex deprived bette and tina
This is so hilarious and crazy. I think it’s your best chapter yet. Thanks, it’s always a treat to read your chapters.
GONE! whats gone like home like to the bar like for a walk!!! or like gone to Tinas room….nice to see RED invited to the wedding i didnt pick that up wrong did i? so now im all excited looking forward to the wedding coz Bettes coming back right???
Pancha this is so damned funny and everybody is in “Panic City.” Fun. Thanks.
Is it normal to feel nervous and crazy after reading a story. B/c it’s been 10 minutes since i read this, and i still feel that way. Great as usual
That was too funny pancha!!! The nails, harpist and red cracked me up!!!
You’re welcome, pancha! My journey from Chapter 1 was definitely enjoyable. :) Poor everyone! lol I can’t believe how crazy Bette and Tina are getting. Maybe it would be best if they had just let them stay together. Not to sleep, but to spend time with each other until right before they slept. Does that count as breaking tradition? Hehe
She snuck out to Tina’s room!!!
god girl. you have me lmao through this entire story. i mean it was wetting myself. i hope you talk as well as you write. thanks.
so cute! haha Bette and Tina are so lovesick!..while the rest of the gang are doing everything they can to keep them apart…great writing as always…post soon(“,)
I love this story and in particular this chapter….now this is the Alice that we all know and love! I love the family scenes and really missed them in season 2….now where do you think Bette is?
i hope bette is with tina….
this is some of your bet stuff so far…too funny and real…I’m thinking that Bette is now trying to climb thru tina’s window, gets stuck in some bushes……
LOL~ yeah…notty Bette must be in Tina’s room~ LOL~
this is so crazy funny, both B&T are nerve recks and thank god for alice who couls pacify them both…i hope bette is in tina’s room…lol, love this story
Pssst…check Tina’s room…