Oh she said Tina’s a little sun burnt and Bette’s darker.

How do you know what she’s saying?

I just know Alice’s lingo.

What did you say Alice? Tina says.  We can’t hear you.

Dictation! she says touching her head set. Bette and Tina just look at each other. And Bette can’t help but kiss Tina’s lips.

Rooster’s in the house repeat rooster’s in the house. Shane says.

Kit’s like.. what? Shane points to Mr. Kennard who just walked in. Awww. Kit walks over to introduce herself  along with Brie.

Roger that. What about the hen? Alice asks.

No hen just four chickadees .mmm one of the chickadees is hot… Wow she’s like a younger version of Tina.

Voyager to Mother ship, get your dick out of your hand and just give me the facts not the details. Alice says fake smiling to the back rearview mirror.

You trying to eat my face? Bette asks.

Well I am a little hungry, it was a long flight.

Should we stop and grab something and take home, I don’t want to go back out.

Me either. Hey Alice can you stop somewhere so we can get a bite to eat?

Houston we have a problem. Shane shhs everyone so she can hear… Package needs a chew an choke. Alice adds

What the fuck is that? Kits asks.

They’re hungry and want to stop. Joe says who happens to walk up just when Alice was relaying her end.

Oh I’m so sorry for my language Mr. Kennard but they confuse me.

Joe laughs. It’s alright I thought you were funny. So they’re giving your friend trouble huh?

Yea but she’s good she will come up with an excuse.

Alice squirms for and excuse  think think think….Oh…uhmm…Sorry guys but I’m in the middle of this …veggie juice detox colon cleanse research project…. she says as she shakes a white foam cup she had with her up front. It’s really good you want to try some….…

No,no,no,no,no, You don’t have to explain! Tina says holding one hand up .. we totally understand and no we don’t want to try… she whispers to Bette I told you she was acting weird no wonder she’s  in a hurry. Bette and Tina giggle but stop when Alice looks back at them in the mirror.