Kit stands up straight with one hand on her hip not believing what she just came up with.  Then hears.

Oh… Alice continue talking on the other end…. Well maybe you would like to hear about my next project it’s  vagina rejuvenation massage therapy, she says making the next turn.

Eeewww…Bette turns to Tina and starts kissing again to block Alice out of their minds..

Kit’s mouth flies open.. Oh no she just didn’t! Kit turns her head back and looks at Joe with an apologetic smile. And not sure what to say to him.

Your friend sounds interesting can’t wait to meet her, he says and walks back outside to Russell and Jamie.

Guys… Alice looks back in her mirror again.. Oh I see you already rejuvenated your ….vaginas she trails off in a softer voice…. Ok problem solved they’re back to snogging.

They’re doing what?  Kit says leaning back down to the counter.

Uhmmm they’re making out… Carrie says.

You understand this shit? Kit asks.

Sure she does Kit she goes to college, where do you think all this lingo gets made up. Shane tells her and winks at Carrie.

Carrie thinks Shane’s funny teasing Kit, who has no clue about young people’s lingo.

Then how does Alice know?

She keeps up with every news trend.  Shane tries to explain Alice to Kit. She’s full of useless information but it always comes out in some useful way. Like right now. She’s speaking in code so Bette and Tina doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about. But sad to say I understand her.

Joanna shows up with the dogs which have been over at her house this past week after they returned from the Kennard’s at Christmas. Shane and Kit had been taking turns picking them up and taking them home for a few hours or a walks each day to give Joanna a break.

Sam and Sadie are running back and forth looking for their mommies and excited so many people were in the house. They were trying to pull out toys but Kit put them back up. Calm down now. She tells them and gives them both a treat and they went and laid down.

About fifteen minutes later Alice speaks… The Eagle has landed I repeat the Eagle has landed.. This was Kit and Shane’s queue to get everyone into the back yard and to be quite.