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Afternoon Delight
Knock! Knock! Knock!
“Why don’t you answer your ***** door anymore Porter? I’ve been
standing out here for ten minutes!” Alice complained as Bette opened
the door.
“Contrary to popular belief Al-I have better things to do then open the door for you.” Bette smirked.
“I could have unlocked the door myself if you and Tina hadn’t confiscated my keysagain.” Alice pouted.
“Jesus Alice! Until you begin to understand that when we don’t answer
the phone or the door it doesn’t mean ‘Let yourself in’ you don’t get
any keys.” Bette sighed.
“Well I was worried because.” Alice attempted to explain.
“Really? Is that why you and Shane came stumbling into our bedroom at one am?” Bette questioned.
“I don’t know why you are so embarrassed. I’ve seen both of you naked before.”
“When have you seen Tina naked? No, wait. Don’t tell me. If I get your blood on the floor Tina will get upset.”
“God Bette, do you always invite your friends over and threaten them
with bodily harm?” Alice asked. “Wait. I think I hear Dana and Shane,
I’ll let them in so you can beat them up too.”
“***** you, Alice.” Bette said as Alice walked towards the front door of the Porter-Kennard home.
“Does your wife know of your obsession with my body?” Alice laughed.
“Bite me.” Bette replied to a smirking Alice.
“Honestly Porter. You are a married woman.” Alice countered.
“Get the door. I’m going to go and get Tina.” Bette said as she walked towards the back of the house.
“Keep the moaning to a minimum! You have company remember?” Alice called as Bette disappeared.
Alice opened the door to see the other members of the close knit group.
“Dana, Shane, welcome to the Portard residence. We’ll be on our own for
a bit because our hostesses are having a private party and are
otherwise engaged.” Alice said loudly as Shane and Dana walked into the
house.
The group turned around as they heard a loud “***** you Alice!” come from the bedroom.
“Now Tina? Honestly. The abuse from those two!” Alice exclaimed.
A crash came from the bedroom and was followed by a loud, “Holy ***** T!”
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(71 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
I think we’re all going slightly mad. This was great!
I have to admit, after last night’s episode, when I mentally replaced Helena with Bette, I could see them going at it like bunnies on a regular basis. Pregnant women are apparently the way to go. Rock ON!! this story’s going to continue, right? Riiiiight?? yes!
This was excellent and so very fun>>>> I can totally see them behaving like this ! If only IC would just kindly replace Helena with Bette in Ep 5,6 and 7 … well we’d be all set!
Please continue the fun with Bette and Tina!
I agree with rebakathy1 we are all so B & T starved that we need your vision. Thanks for writing this was very very fun.
That was great and very humorous!
I loved “being in Bette and Tina’s world” while I read this. I am so B & T starved I am watching Season 1 more than Season 2. I know, that is so sad. Please continue with your story !
Gotta say, this made my week. During the last 2 eps when Helena and Tina were getting together all I kept thinking was “That should be Bette”. ::::sigh:::::
this is funny – more please
Yes, pregnant women…Bringing back sweet memories…Hmmmmm:)
that was totally kick ass funny..loved it..thanks for posting…lol
I love it, happy and sweet!
This is so funny and so cute of Bette and Tina, love it. Post soon, thank you!
hilarious…continue please
LOL! I like these short stories of yours! They are great! ***** stars!