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Afternoon Delight
“Damn guys. I’m starting to think that pregnant women are the way to
go.” Shane said as the group snickered at the sounds escaping the
bedroom.
“Alright. I’m making drinks since those two are abandoning us.” Dana
said as she made her way to the liquor cabinet. “What’ll it be?”
*****
Twenty minutes later Tina walked out of the bedroom in her robe. The
girls, now including Kit and Carmen, took in her tousled hair and happy
glow.
“Hey mama,” Kit smiled. “Where is my little sis hiding at?”
The silent group watched as Tina extracted a pint of Ben and Jerry’s
Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream out of the freezer and began to
devour it.
“Mmmm.” Tina closed her eyes as the ice cream hit her taste buds. She
turned to address the group. “Bette’s resting.” Tina stated with a look
of absolute innocence. “She umhad a tough day at work.”
“Tina?” Alice asked.
“Mmhmp,” Tina responded after shoving another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth.
“Tina it’s Saturday-Bette didn’t work today.” Alice said.
“Okay.” Tina replied simply. “I’ll go tell Bette.”
The group watched as Tina walked off towards the bedroom, ice cream in
hand.
“Seriously guyspregnant women are freaking amazing.” Shane exclaimed.
Carmen frowned at Shane’s words and stuck her tongue out at Shane.
“Can you believe it? Bette is only working three days a week and they
spend the other four locked up here in their little love nest.” Dana
laughed.
“I can’t believe that Bette is only working part-time until the baby is
born! Did you hear that she also got full maternity leave?” Alice
exclaimed. “I guess her priorities have really changed.”
“Yeah man, right now her number one priority is tending to Tina’s needs day and night.” Shane laughed.
“You think this is bad? Last week I went to see Bette down at the CAC.”
Kit began. “I went to her office but James was standing guard. James is
all jumpy and says Bette couldn’t be disturbed because she was in some
meeting.”
“I wanted to show her the newest statements from the Planet so I
decided to wait. I was in the front of the gallery looking around when
I thought I heard Bette shouting in her office.”
****Last Week at the CAC****
“James! What in the ***** is going on in there?” Kit yelled at Bette’s assistant.
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(71 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
I think we’re all going slightly mad. This was great!
I have to admit, after last night’s episode, when I mentally replaced Helena with Bette, I could see them going at it like bunnies on a regular basis. Pregnant women are apparently the way to go. Rock ON!! this story’s going to continue, right? Riiiiight?? yes!
This was excellent and so very fun>>>> I can totally see them behaving like this ! If only IC would just kindly replace Helena with Bette in Ep 5,6 and 7 … well we’d be all set!
Please continue the fun with Bette and Tina!
I agree with rebakathy1 we are all so B & T starved that we need your vision. Thanks for writing this was very very fun.
That was great and very humorous!
I loved “being in Bette and Tina’s world” while I read this. I am so B & T starved I am watching Season 1 more than Season 2. I know, that is so sad. Please continue with your story !
Gotta say, this made my week. During the last 2 eps when Helena and Tina were getting together all I kept thinking was “That should be Bette”. ::::sigh:::::
this is funny – more please
Yes, pregnant women…Bringing back sweet memories…Hmmmmm:)
that was totally kick ass funny..loved it..thanks for posting…lol
I love it, happy and sweet!
This is so funny and so cute of Bette and Tina, love it. Post soon, thank you!
hilarious…continue please
LOL! I like these short stories of yours! They are great! ***** stars!