“Kit please. The meeting will be over soonI swear.” James stammered as his face turned bright red.

“I swear to god if you don’t tell me right now what’s happening I’m going to storm in there” Kit warned.

Suddenly a loud ‘CRASH!’ and a muffled “*****” came from behind the sliding door leading to Bette’s office.

“What the *****?” Kit wondered out loud. “I’m going in there.”

“Kit. I’m warning you. You don’t want to go in there.” The red-faced
assistant said as he tried to stop Kit from opening the door. Kit
grabbed the handle and quickly slid the door open. As the she crossed
the threshold Kit heard a loud moan. She looked around the empty office
for her sister, but Bette was nowhere to be found.

“Baby sis?” Kit asked as she looked around the room. Kit quickly
noticed the scattered clothes strewn about the office. Then Kit heard
her sister’s voice.

“Kit?!?” Bette yelled.

“Bette? Where in the ***** are you?” Kit asked as she began to move towards the desk.

“What are you doing here?” Bette shrieked. “You have to leave!”

“I swear, Bette, if you are doing what I think you are doing” Kit began.

“Tina *****. Stop.” Bette moaned softly.

“Tina?” Kit mumbled to herself as the reality of the situation dawned on her.

“Right, baby sis, I’ll just be taking off now. Bye T!” Kit yelled at
she quickly turned around and ran out of the office. James was waiting
on the other side of the door with a worried look on his face.

“Is she mad?” James asked anxiously.

“She’s uhbusy.” Kit explained quickly.

“No *****. This has been happening almost everyday since Tina got pregnant.” James sighed.

“Last week, Franklin interrupted and Bette bit everyone’s head off for the rest of the day.”

“Everyday?” Kit asked.

“Yep.”

“Damn.”

******

“Everyday?” Alice shouted. “T’s been pregnant for like 4 months. They’ve got to be having like.a whole shitload of *****.”

“Pregnant women only.” Shane smiled as she leaned towards Carmen.

“I’m not getting pregnant. Don’t look at me.” Carmen laughed as she pushed Shane away lightly.

“At this rate we may only see them after the birth.” Kit laughed.

“I hope they stop the sexcapades soon because I’m starving.” Dana whined.

“I wouldn’t call it sexcapades. We were just talking.” Bette said as she entered the kitchen with Tina in tow.

“Talking? Please. Do you guys have any self-control?” Alice asked. “Any at all?”

“I think it’s more like the Olympics personally.” Tina remarked as she began to get out the food for the grill.

“Tina!” Bette exclaimed as her face flushed in embarrassment.

“I’m just saying baby.” Tina soothed. “Remember last night when you”
Tina started to remember while the rest of the gang looked on with
their mouths open.

“T!” Bette yelled as she tried to stop her wife in over share mode.

“That was nice.” Tina whispered as she looked up and down Bette’s body with glazed eyes.

“Are you freaking kidding me?” Alice interrupted. “Again? Already?”

“Huh?” Bette asked as she stared her wife down.

“Hey guys.” Tina said as she turned around and faced the group. “I just remembered that Bette and I have to.”

“Do stuff.” Alice answered for Tina. “We know, we know.”

“Looks like we’re on our own.” Carmen said as she watched the happy couple leave the kitchen hand-in-hand.

“Al grab the food, Carmen and Dana get the drinks. I’ll go start the
grill and Kit can take care of the music.” Shane said as she gave out
jobs.

“This madness has got to stop.” Alice muttered as she began picking up the food.

“How can they function?” Dana asked. “Is that type of activity even physically possible for such a long period of time?”

“I don’t know, but we better make extra food. God knows if they ever stop long enough to cook.” Kit laughed.

“Hey rabbits! We’ll be outside having a party if you ever come up for air!” Alice yelled towards the closed bedroom door.

“***** off Alice!” was yelled back in unison by the happy couple.

“Seriously guys, they have issues.” Alice grumbled as everyone else laughed and walked outside.