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A Walk on the Wild Side – Chapter 4
A Walk on the Wild Side Chapter 4
The heat haze distorted Tina Kennards view of the wildebeest as they headed across the plains towards the watering hole 3 miles east.
Tina sighed for the tenth time that morning as she once again contemplated the opportunities that she would be missing these next few days as she babysat one of Peggys friends.
I mean really! she thought. When Peggy had contacted her a few days ago and pretty much demanded Tinas time she was inclined to refuse outright until it was pointed out to her that she had received a nice paycheck from Peggy for the privilege of her commission. Tina was tempted to tell Peggy what she could do with her money, but a girls got to eat right?
All Tina knew was that she was meeting some hot shot art person who was interested in going on safari. God, Ive turned into a glorified chauffer she thought impatiently as she once again looked at her watch, wondering when her tourist was going to turn up. She had actually considered meeting her at the airport in Nairobi, but experience told her that it would involve wasting 2 days from her schedule, and with the rains due any time soon she couldnt afford to risk it.
So she had sent her trusty guide Vual To pick her up at the airport, and arranged to meet up with them here. She still had one shot that she was desperate to capture, and she knew she had to remain focused.
She had learned the hard way, what could happen when you become so blinkered that you lose concentration. She had done it once, and had vowed to herself that it would never happen again.
Tina lifted her right hand to her left shoulder and could feel the tension just starting to form in her left shoulder blade. Tina shook her head violently in an attempt to remove the dark memories from her mind.
She noticed the dust trail rising up through the heat haze long before she could actually make out the shape of the land rover travelling towards her in the distance.
About time she thought, once again looking at her watch. As it was they were pushing it to get across to camp before dusk, and after living in the back of her Land Rover for the last two nights, she really didnt want to make it a third.
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(110 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
too fucking funny, roflmao.great chapter
This was hilarious!!! Poor Bette…She’s been hanging around Alice too much!!
“I’m Blind!” she explained proudly!
LMAO!
Wow!!! That last line was fantastic love it and love the story, and on a side note yay for little britain
When you mentioned a Littel Britain reference I was sure it was going to be “But I’m a LAYdee!”, then with Bette’s dumbstruck reaction I was expecting a “yeah, but no,but yeah..” LOL
Nice story, intrigued to see where you take it.
Megga- WHAT!!! Oh crap, she’s in for it now!
OMG that was too funny, roflmao. great chapter.
simply aswesome..
way too funny. lmao
plz post again soon
K
Wonderful chapter. Glad they finally met, now maybe they can talk lol. Love it.
wow you had me laughing this is good please keep it coming
Damn that is so funny, Bette and Tina will have alot of fun together. Post soon please, thanks!
OH, shit! A blind art currator! WTF, Bette??!! How are you going to get out of this? LMAO!!! I can’t wait for your next chapter,Tb,this is too funny! Post soon! Thanks.
LOL! Now there’s the blind fish outta water. Something tells me that Tina’s going to “cure” her.
Oh man, LMAO that was funny, what a line at the end, laughs….looking forward to the next update..thank you.
ROTFLOL !!!!! hahahaa
Simply Brilliant !!! i love this story !!! u r writing beautifully !!!
i could literally see this scene unfolding in front of my eyes !!! Too damn hilarious i tell u !! LOL . i am laughing so damn hard ! and mind u , its way way past midnight here . hehee .
i am totally hooked to ur story . how is Bette gonna get out of this ” Situation ” . i know Tee can see right thro Bette hahaa and she will play along . ohh boy.. this sure is gonna be Funnn !!
pls post soon . i can’t wait to read what happens next !! pretty plss ;)) .
Gazillion stars to u all the wayyyyyyy !!!!!!!
thanx :D
Let the Adventure Beginnn !! wooohoooo !! LOL i am so excited *blushes* ;))
Very funny thanks great history . I agree Bette and Alice expend too much time together more please
Damm, that was crazy!! Hum now do I want tina or bette for dinner?? very hard choice for me, I will have to think about it. LOL
Woohoo! I’ve discovered my new favourite story! yes! I’ve just read your four chapters, this story is great. I was literally laughing out loud here, my family is starting to worry about me, seriously, I am staring at a computer screen LMAO, this is what Fanfiction can do to a former sane person,lol.
This chapter was fantastic, can’t wait for your next post! Cheers!