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    A Walk on the Wild Side – Chapter 4

    She sat marking her planned route on the map lain out over her knees, as her visitor exited her transport and headed over to her.

    Bette wearily picked up her rucksack and trudged slowly over to the Land Rover and her first meeting with her mystery artist.

    God, I cant wait to soak in a hot bath tonight she thought as she vainly tried to sweep the dust from her hair.

    Climb into the back, Ill be with you in a minute

    Bette looked towards the voice coming from the drivers seat of the 4 x 4 car, and opened the full width back door to enter the vehicle. Oh god, it was even hotter in here than outside, she thought. Dont they have air conditioning in these things?

    Bette looked around the back of the land rover. It had a long wooden bench running along both sides of the vehicle. Under each bench were a number of doors. She noticed the white one with the red cross on first. Oh well, thats one thing she thought. At least I should find some plasters in case those boots cause blisters.

    She noticed the rack above the back door that housed 2 rifles with telescopic sights. No, she thought, please tell me she doesnt shoot the bloody things before painting them.

    Maybe thats how she gets them to stay still for so long, Bette thought, the beginnings of a tired hysterical giggle forming in her chest.

    Tina finished marking out her route on the map, and nimbly jumped over the front seats into the back. So engrossed was Bette in the rifles hanging above her that she never heard any movement until she felt Tinas knees brush hers as she sat down opposite her.

    Tina followed the direction of Bettes eyes until she too was staring at the glinting metal hung high above the door. Theyre tranquilliser guns Tina explained. We would never use real bullets she added.

    Bette turned her head to face the owner of the voice a ready smile on her face, and a witty retort poised on her lips. Unfortunately for Bette thats exactly where it stayed. The confident sophisticated young director had never been lost for words in her lifeUntil now.

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    Comments

    1. When you mentioned a Littel Britain reference I was sure it was going to be “But I’m a LAYdee!”, then with Bette’s dumbstruck reaction I was expecting a “yeah, but no,but yeah..” LOL
      Nice story, intrigued to see where you take it.

    2. OH, shit! A blind art currator! WTF, Bette??!! How are you going to get out of this? LMAO!!! I can’t wait for your next chapter,Tb,this is too funny! Post soon! Thanks.

    3. ROTFLOL !!!!! hahahaa
      Simply Brilliant !!! i love this story !!! u r writing beautifully !!!
      i could literally see this scene unfolding in front of my eyes !!! Too damn hilarious i tell u !! LOL . i am laughing so damn hard ! and mind u , its way way past midnight here . hehee .
      i am totally hooked to ur story . how is Bette gonna get out of this ” Situation ” . i know Tee can see right thro Bette hahaa and she will play along . ohh boy.. this sure is gonna be Funnn !!
      pls post soon . i can’t wait to read what happens next !! pretty plss ;)) .
      Gazillion stars to u all the wayyyyyyy !!!!!!!
      thanx :D
      Let the Adventure Beginnn !! wooohoooo !! LOL i am so excited *blushes* ;))

    4. Woohoo! I’ve discovered my new favourite story! yes! I’ve just read your four chapters, this story is great. I was literally laughing out loud here, my family is starting to worry about me, seriously, I am staring at a computer screen LMAO, this is what Fanfiction can do to a former sane person,lol.
      This chapter was fantastic, can’t wait for your next post! Cheers!

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