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A Walk on the Wild Side – Chapter 4
Bette felt her chest tighten as she took in her first glimpse of the attractive Blond before her. Oh My God! She thought as her breath caught in her throat. She found herself sinking into the warm brown eyes looking back at her.
You do know youre staring dont yousaid the little voice in Bettes head OK dont panic Porter, its not too late to pull this out the bag, you just need to say something witty and intelligent
Witty and intelligent, she thought. I can do witty and intelligent. Bette opened her mouth to speak. Her mouth opened, stayed open for a few seconds and closed only to open again with much the same effectSilence. Bette closed her mouth so sharply that Tina could hear her teeth gnash together painfully.
Tina studied the attractive brunette in front of her, an unfamiliar feeling of warmth spreading across her. God shes stunning, she thought. She watched Bettes welcoming smile, and in spite of her irritation at having an unwanted visitor, found herself smiling back.
Slowly Tinas smile lessened as she realised that her guest wasnt talking. She watched mesmerised as the emotions flashed across the attractive brunettes expressive face..The warm, slightly seductive smile, the vague confusion, the rapid opening and closing of her mouth and finally the blind panic as she closed her mouth sharply.
Bette couldnt believe what was happening to her. It must be jetlag she thought desperately. Come on Porter, you just need to say something witty and intelligent…Silence
Ok forget witty and intelligent, just say somethingSilence
Were obviously getting ahead of our selves here porter, just say a word. any word…Silence.
Ok forget words, make a noiseany kind of noise..can we manage a grunt maybe?!.Silence
Great thought Bette, giving up on trying to speak, thereby giving Tina a respite from her goldfish impression. Now she is going to think I am a deaf dumb freak!
Bette continued to drown in the brown eyes of the vision in front of her. God shes stunning, Bette thought, She noticed the beige safari shirt Tina was wearing, which emphasised the blondes ample ***** and firm flat stomach Suddenly she had an overwhelming urge to look at Tina properly, not just to take in her face, but to commit all of her to memory.
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(110 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
too fucking funny, roflmao.great chapter
This was hilarious!!! Poor Bette…She’s been hanging around Alice too much!!
“I’m Blind!” she explained proudly!
LMAO!
Wow!!! That last line was fantastic love it and love the story, and on a side note yay for little britain
When you mentioned a Littel Britain reference I was sure it was going to be “But I’m a LAYdee!”, then with Bette’s dumbstruck reaction I was expecting a “yeah, but no,but yeah..” LOL
Nice story, intrigued to see where you take it.
Megga- WHAT!!! Oh crap, she’s in for it now!
OMG that was too funny, roflmao. great chapter.
simply aswesome..
way too funny. lmao
plz post again soon
K
Wonderful chapter. Glad they finally met, now maybe they can talk lol. Love it.
wow you had me laughing this is good please keep it coming
Damn that is so funny, Bette and Tina will have alot of fun together. Post soon please, thanks!
OH, shit! A blind art currator! WTF, Bette??!! How are you going to get out of this? LMAO!!! I can’t wait for your next chapter,Tb,this is too funny! Post soon! Thanks.
LOL! Now there’s the blind fish outta water. Something tells me that Tina’s going to “cure” her.
Oh man, LMAO that was funny, what a line at the end, laughs….looking forward to the next update..thank you.
ROTFLOL !!!!! hahahaa
Simply Brilliant !!! i love this story !!! u r writing beautifully !!!
i could literally see this scene unfolding in front of my eyes !!! Too damn hilarious i tell u !! LOL . i am laughing so damn hard ! and mind u , its way way past midnight here . hehee .
i am totally hooked to ur story . how is Bette gonna get out of this ” Situation ” . i know Tee can see right thro Bette hahaa and she will play along . ohh boy.. this sure is gonna be Funnn !!
pls post soon . i can’t wait to read what happens next !! pretty plss ;)) .
Gazillion stars to u all the wayyyyyyy !!!!!!!
thanx :D
Let the Adventure Beginnn !! wooohoooo !! LOL i am so excited *blushes* ;))
Very funny thanks great history . I agree Bette and Alice expend too much time together more please
Damm, that was crazy!! Hum now do I want tina or bette for dinner?? very hard choice for me, I will have to think about it. LOL
Woohoo! I’ve discovered my new favourite story! yes! I’ve just read your four chapters, this story is great. I was literally laughing out loud here, my family is starting to worry about me, seriously, I am staring at a computer screen LMAO, this is what Fanfiction can do to a former sane person,lol.
This chapter was fantastic, can’t wait for your next post! Cheers!