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    THANKSGIVING FROM helL

    Story written on November 26, 2006 by Lamentamini.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=63356
    Author Notes:

    It’s late, and the title is lame. *maybe a bit spoilerish* It’s an ensemble story with some Sharmen and some TiBette-like moments. Inspired by an episode of Jerry Springer I saw over 10 years ago.

    Bette faced her sister with her hands on her hips. “Kit, this is stupid.”

    “Just give it a chance, baby girl.”

    “Everyone’s too wrapped up in their own shit to care about everyone else.”

    Kit looked right into Bette’s eyes. “And that’s why we’re all meeting here tonight. I’m sick of looking at this sorryass dysfunctional group. Come Hell or high water, some changes are going to be made.” Kit finished her declaration with a quick nod of her head and crossed her arms over her chest.

    Kit had grown tired of everyone’s pissing and moaning about their problems. Carmen wouldn’t talk to Shane about the failed wedding in Whistler. Helena was totally lost after the Dylan fiasco and being cut off financially by Peggy. Lara quietly left again for Paris which put Alice back on the floor with a pill bottle constantly in her hand, crying for Dana. Bette and Tina, although at a point where they shared custody of Angelica, were constantly at each other’s throats for one thing or another with poor Henry stuck in the middle looking for any type of body armor. Max had a good job but was still no closer to physically being who he wanted to be. And Jenny, while starting to become famous for her book, was still Jenny.

    The door slowly opened and Shane trudged into The Planet, looking like she had seen better days.

    Bette smiled and said, “Hey, Shane!”

    Shane gloomily flopped down into a chair, stared at the floor and mumbled, “Hi.”

    Bette and Kit looked at Shane, then at each other with sadness. They hated seeing Shane so down in the dumps.

    Kit gave Shane a kiss on top of her head. “I better go check on dinner. It should be done shortly.” She walked back to the kitchen, leaving Bette and Shane alone.

    Bette took a seat next to Shane and Shane put her head on Bette’s shoulder.

    “How’re you?” Bette asked as she put her arm around Shane.

    “Hangin’ in there I guess. Work keeps me busy during the day. It’s the nights that suck.”

    “I know all about those nights.”

    “Do you think Carmen will come?” Shane had hints of hope and fear in her voice.

    “Kit said everyone would be here, so I take that to mean everyone,” Bette replied.

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    1. That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.

    2. ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …

    3. Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.

    7. Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.

    8. I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO

    9. O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!

    10. “Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])

    12. Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!

    13. lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)

    14. Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!

    16. ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))

    17. HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahHHahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahhhhahahhahahahhahahahahaha that’s all I can do…sigh that was great, my kind of comedy

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