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THANKSGIVING FROM helL
Kit ignored Bette and walked back to the kitchen.
The door flew open and Alice staggered inside. "Let’s get this party started! Woooo! OH SHIT!"
Alice nearly fell to floor but was caught by Max who had driven them both to The Planet because Alice was too high to come alone.
"Alice, sweetie, are you okay?" Bette asked as she and Max helped Alice to sit down.
"What the fuck do you think, Bette? She’s higher than a kite," Tina spat.
"Tina…" Max began but was interrupted by someone else who had just walked in.
"Why do you have to be such a fucking bitch, Tina?" Jenny wasn’t loud, but rather quiet as usual and looked at Tina not with anger, but sadness.
Max heard Jenny’s voice, dropped his head, and walked away from the group to sit in a corner. Jenny’s sudden break-up with him in Whistler still hurt.
Tina looked away then said, "I’m gonna check on Angelica." She quickly walked to Kit’s office while running her hands through her hair.
Jenny walked over to Bette and touched her arm, "Are you okay?"
"I’m used to it," Bette said as she helped Alice to drink some water from her bottle.
"Used to what?"
Helena’s voice made everyone turn toward the door.
"Outbursts aimed toward Bette. I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count," Alice said after swallowing a gulp of water.
"Oh," was all Helena said then looked at Alice. "Alice, are you alright?"
"Yeahhhhhhh I’ll live," Alice replied with a sheepish smile.
Angus emerged from the kitchen. "Hey guys! Dinner will be ready soon. Is everyone here?"
"Carmen’s not here yet," Helena said.
"She’s not?"
Everyone turned to see where the small voice was coming from. Shane had emerged from Kit’s office with Tina and Angelica behind her. Shane stood still with her hands in her pockets and her shoulders slumped. She was losing hope that she would see Carmen. Shane sighed and walked toward to the door. She needed a cigarette badly.
"I’ll be right back." Shane opened the door and nearly bumped into the person standing on the other side. She looked up and saw the person she both loved and hurt.
"Carmen," Shane breathed.
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That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.
ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …
Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.
I LOVED this. Great story; too funny…i wish there was more! lol =)
You gotta love Angelica 8-)
Lamant… that was so good… i could see it happening… loved tina’s thinking… and also loved meeting you…
Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.
I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO
O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!
“Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])
thanks for another treat, it was funny and said and left me with hope for a better tomorrow…
Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!
lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)
Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!
That was so fucking funny and love it!
ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))
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