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"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shane roared and everyone stopped. "I hope you all are finished unleashing your anger on each other, because we’re all going to clean up this mess. Party’s over, people."
Kit started to clean up when Shane stopped her. "Not you, Kit. You took us all in for the evening and this is the thanks you get."
"Baby girl, I was throwin’ food too so I’m no better than anyone else here," Kit replied with a blush. Shane just shook her head and laughed.
It wasn’t until everyone pitched in to clean up that they realized the mess they had made. Surprisingly though, it didn’t take long to make The Planet spotless again and in a weird way, everyone enjoyed it.
"Shane," Alice began, "I’m gonna get some help. Give up the pills for good. Learn how to deal with the Dana and Lara shit better."
"Good," Shane smiled and hugged Alice.
"Look, Max. I know that was a shitty thing I did in Whistler. You really are a great person even if it doesn’t always show. I’d like to get to know you again…as Max," Jenny offered.
"Yeah. We’ll talk," Max replied and Jenny gave him a quick hug.
Tina had a stack of plates and was carrying them to the kitchen when she slid on the freshly mopped floor and nearly took a tumble. Bette was right there to catch her. Their eyes met and they were quiet for a few seconds.
"Thank you," Tina said softly.
"You’re welcome," Bette replied.
Without thinking, Tina leaned in and gently pecked Bette’s lips with her own. Bette looked at her stunned, not sure of what to do.
"Let’s get together tomorrow and talk. Really talk. No more fighting. Okay?" Tina asked with a look of hope.
Bette softly smiled. "Okay."
"How’re you, Helena?" Kit asked.
"Well, this wasn’t exactly how I saw the evening going, but it was much better than being alone," Helena confessed with a grin. "Thank you, Kit."
Kit took Helena into her arms and gave her a big hug. "You’re welcome."
"So? How’d it go?" Bette asked Carmen.
"What do you mean?" Carmen asked.
Bette looked at her knowingly. "Helena caught you and Shane in the act, didn’t she?"
Carmen blushed and Bette just chuckled and put her arm around Carmen.
"Everything will be alright," Bette whispered.
Angus had brought Angelica out to be with everyone as they cleaned up the place. He had his suspicions and just had to ask.
"Angie," he whispered to the little girl," did you start that food fight?"
Angelica just giggled and hid her face in her hands.
"I thought so." Angus began to tickle Angelica and everyone’s hearts were warmed by the glorious sound.
When The Planet looked as if it hadn’t been the victim of a dinner gone wrong, everyone sat around lounging with their drink of choice.
"We should do this again for Christmas," Alice said. Everyone looked at her like she had lost her mind.
"I don’t mean EXACTLY. I’m sure we can try another get-together without having more food land on ourselves and the floor than in our stomachs."
"Sounds like a plan," Kit said. "But we’ll do it at Bette’s house instead."
"Thanks a lot," Bette said dryly.
"It’s because you’ll kick our asses if we even think of pulling the same stunt in…your home," Tina finished softly.
Bette nodded at Tina and mouthed, "We’ll talk." Tina smiled.
"Alright guys I need to get up early because I’m opening The Planet earlier to accommodate the Black Friday crowd," Kit said and stood up.
"Yes, let’s all go home and get some sleep. I’m sure we won’t have any problems doing that," Jenny said and everyone laughed.
Everyone stood up and after hugs and well wishes all around, left The Planet leaving only Kit and Angus behind.
"Well, in a round-about way, my plan worked," Kit said proudly.
"You think it’ll last?" Angus asked.
"I can’t answer that," Kit admitted. "But tomorrow morning can."
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That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.
ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …
Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.
I LOVED this. Great story; too funny…i wish there was more! lol =)
You gotta love Angelica 8-)
Lamant… that was so good… i could see it happening… loved tina’s thinking… and also loved meeting you…
Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.
I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO
O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!
“Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])
thanks for another treat, it was funny and said and left me with hope for a better tomorrow…
Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!
lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)
Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!
That was so fucking funny and love it!
ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))
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