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    THANKSGIVING FROM helL

    Story written on November 26, 2006 by Lamentamini.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=63356
    Author Notes:

    It’s late, and the title is lame. *maybe a bit spoilerish* It’s an ensemble story with some Sharmen and some TiBette-like moments. Inspired by an episode of Jerry Springer I saw over 10 years ago.

    About a minute later the door opened and the sound of a small child made both Shane and Bette stand up.

    “Mama!”

    Angelica, carried by Tina, was happily squealing and reaching her little arms toward Bette. Bette quickly walked over to greet her daughter with a big smile.

    “Hey, little boo! I missed you soooooo much!” Bette tickled Angelica’s chin and covered her face with little kisses. She then addressed Tina with a bit of a smirk. “I see Kit didn’t invite Dick.”

    Tina sighed and rolled her eyes, “His name is Henry, and Kit requested I only bring Angelica with me.”

    Bette thought to herself, ‘Thank God. I really didn’t feel like looking at his ugly mug today.’

    “I see,” Bette said and took Angelica into her arms while making funny faces that made her daughter laugh.

    Tina put her hands on her hips in disgust. “You know, you could try being a little bit friendly toward him instead of acting like something crawled up your ass and died everytime he’s around.” She knew this would start a classic Kennard/Porter row but didn’t care. All they did anymore was fight instead of communicate like mature adults.

    Bette’s eyes grew cold. “So you mean you don’t want me to act toward him the way you acted toward me before you left? Is that it?”

    Bette and Tina’s arguing started to pick up in volume which made Angelica start to cry and Kit run out of the kitchen.

    “What the fu…” Kit looked at her niece and corrected herself, “heck is goin’ on out here? You’re scarin’ the baby!”

    Shane decided to step in and try to help. She walked up to Bette. “Bette? May I?” she gestured toward Angelica.

    “Sure.”

    Shane carefully took Angelica into her arms. “Come on, Angie. Come with Auntie Shane.” Shane drifted toward Kit’s office in an attempt to get the baby away from her fighting mothers and calmed down.

    Kit looked back to Bette and Tina and laid down the law. “Now you two listen to me. I will NOT have this shit goin’ on at dinner. If you wanna have a sparring match, then go to the gym and duke it out.”

    Bette mumbled, “I told you this was a stupid idea.”

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    1. That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.

    2. ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …

    3. Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.

    7. Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.

    8. I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO

    9. O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!

    10. “Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])

    12. Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!

    13. lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)

    14. Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!

    16. ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))

    17. HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahHHahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahhhhahahhahahahhahahahahaha that’s all I can do…sigh that was great, my kind of comedy

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