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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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The next morning Tasha is the first to wake up. Since she was up so early she decided to make breakfast for everyone. Going into the kitchen she grabs what she needs and starts preparing breakfast. There was a huge mirror above the stove and Tasha got a glimpse of herself. Her eye was looking real Forrest Whitaker-ish! It looked like she had taken Nyquil and Dayquil at the same damn time! Her eye looked crooked, slanted, titled, and when she squinted with her good eye even zig zagged. “Zig zagged, “she thought to herself, “Fuck.” She had to admit it Little Alice in Wonderland had given her one of those Under the Sea ass whoopings! Grabbing some more ingredients from the refrigerator Tasha stopped dead in her tracks.
“Wait a minute Under the Sea, “she says to herself, “that wasn’t Alice in Wonderland that was the cute little red head from Finding Nemo. Or was it the Little Mermaid? The Animal Planet maybe? Fuck it either way if she was my girl I’d show her Under the Sea alright I’d munch on that thang like it was some orange chicken at the Golden Wok, ”Tasha says to herself.
“Good Morning.”
Startled out of her Walt Disney wet dream she turns around to see Kit taking a seat at the table.
“Hey Kit, “Tasha says trying to hide the flustered look on her face. Trying to gather herself she says to herself, “Disney really——damn I’m going straight to hell!”
“How did you sleep, ”Kit ask.
Tasha just stares at her.
“Oh yeah, I forgot your room is down the hall from Bette and Tinas——my bad,” Kit laughs.
“You have no idea—-all night long Tina was moaning Wax On—-Wax Off—-Bette don’t forget to breath, ”Tasha says mimicking Tinas moans. “It’s like they were reacting all fifty fucking sequels of the Karate Kid!”
Hearing Tasha talk about Bette and Tina Kit couldn’t do nothing but burst out in laughter,” It was a Karate Kid Marathon!”
“That used to be one of my favorite movies to now I’m like damn Daniel son should have gotten his ass kicked in the first one and then there wouldn’t be the need for a part two!”
Kit is laughing so hard she almost falls out of the chair.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol