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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“For what?”
“Well girls last night me and Dylan where playing Hi-Ho-Cherry-O and—–.”
“Hi-Ho-Cherry-O, ”Bette asked as this was the first time she had ever about the game.
“Yes, Bette it’s when you take a cherry and you put it in your—-.”
“Helena—–what the hell, ”Kit says. ”I’m about to fucking eat!”
“Sorry Kit, but anyway I was enjoying the game very much because well you know Dylan is very good at what she does and—–.”
“Helena what the fuck, ”Dylan says still making herself a drink. Hearing Helena tell the story she dumps out all the ice and makes her drink straight.
“Oh relax Dylan I’m not going to go in detail. Anyway, Dylan is between my legs licking away like a starved ant eater when I suggested some romantic music to help the mood. So I go to the surround sound and put some music on. As soon as the song comes on Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me and to tell you the truth the more I sit here and think about it I think she owes me a bloody apology!”
“You want me to apologize?”
“Yes, Dylan.”
“For what?”
“Well for starters you ruined my orgasm and then you assaulted my music choice.”
“Helena what song did you put on, ”Alice asked.
“A very romantic one Al——Lollipop by Lil Wayne.
While Helena is finishing her story explaining why she couldn’t get off last night Tasha begins bringing everyone their plates.
“Helena—-wth,”Max says.
“What Max have you listened to the words of the song it’s very romantic in a sexual way!”
“Hell no, ”Max says taking a sip of his drink.
“My problem was Lil Shit Stain—–,”
“It’s Lil Wayne, “Tasha says correcting her.
“Well who the fuck ever sounded like Master Splinter drowning in toilet water his voice is annoying as hell, “Dylan says walking back to the bar to make her a second drink.
“Uh, how in the hell do you know about Lil Wayne, ”Bette asked.
“Bette please it’s too damn early, ”Dylan says tossing back a shot of Vodka.
“Well, all I know is he looks like a Mississippi River Cricket, “Kit says taking a bite of her pancakes.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
rsrsrsrsrrsrsrss snow.
5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol