“Wtf—are you serious?”

“Yes, okay fine think about it but I’m letting you know right now as God as my witness I’m going to make you wife number seven please believe that!”

“You disgust me.”

“Damn since meeting you that’s the sexiest thing you have ever sad to me, ”Goldie says licking his lips.

He writes his number in the snow with his ski pole, blows Kit a kiss, and walks off.

“You sure know how to pick e’m Kit, “Tina says still laughing.

Shane and Carmen were next after their turn they made up some excuse that they both had to use the bathroom they disappeared for forty minutes. (What bathroom break you know takes forty five minutes………hmmmmmm?)

Bette and Tina went next and both were so bored out of their minds after they finished they started making a snowman. Max was next and unlike the rest of his friends was a natural pro at skiing he made it down the slope with no problems at all. Alice was next and she only made it down the slope halfway. Jill was eyeing her like a hawk and looked for any excuse to touch her.

After they all tried their hand at the beginners slope they walked over to Bette and Tina who had finished there snowman.

“Uhmmm hey guys I think there’s something wrong with your snowman, Max says.

“Max, there’s nothing wrong with our snowman its perfect isn’t it Tina?”

“It sure is Bette!”

“No…I agree with Max what’s that,” Alice says pointing to their snowman.

“What’s what?”

“That!”

“What, “Tina says.

“That between your snowmans legs, “Kit says.

“Oh that—-that’s a vagina, “Bette says.

“A vagina?”

“Yes, and look if you stick your hand in between your see where Tina made a hole—-isn’t that cute?”

“Uh, Jill is this ski shit over with, “Kit asked.

“Yes, this concludes the ski lesson for today.”

Just then Carmen and Shane re-appear.

“Well—-well Freaks R’ Us finally decided to grace us with their presence, “Max says.

Looking at the snowman, “Look babe the snowman has a vagina!”

“Hahhahahahaha——-it kind of reminds me of yours, “Shane says.

“Except mine is hot and never cold!”

“Hey baby Roses or Daises?”

“What?”

“Roses or Daises?”

“Roses.”

“Good now I know what to put on your grave after I murder that pus——-.”

“Alright—-alright shit…..can we go now, ”Tina yells.

Jill leads them back to the rental area where they turn in their equipment. Jill reminds Alice to let her know if she wanted to go to the party. As they all pile up in the van to head back to the cabin Dylan notices that Jenny is missing.

“Hey hold up Wednesday Adams is missing?”

“Oh, yeah about that Jenny says she will find her own ride back to the cabin, “Tina says.

“Wth, “Max says.

Unlike the van ride to the lodge the ride back was a somber one. When they all arrived back to the cabin there were cars parked in the driveway and loud music coming from inside the cabin. They get out of the van and Helena opens the door. To her surprise there was a full fledge house party going on.

“Helena wtf is going on you threw a party without letting me know,” Dylan asked.

“Hell no, Dylan I didn’t throw this I don’t even know who these damn people are!”

“Well if you didn’t then who did?”

“Uh, Dylan I know who, “Max says.

“Who?”

“Jenny.”

Helena looking at an old man walking by making out with a My Little Pony Pinky Pie blow up doll had seen enough.

“I’m going to fucking kill Jenny!”

TBC