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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“Okay—-okay, so you didn’t get any sleep on another note how is your eye?”
“It feels fine but it still looks like some crows were picking at it.”
“It doesn’t look that bad—-I mean I don’t think Alice thinks so.”
Tasha looks at Kit shaking her head bashfully.
Just then Shane and Carmen walk into the kitchen. Shane takes a seat across the table from Kit and Carmen walks into the kitchen to make mimosas for everyone.
“Hey—hey—hey, “Shane says with a big kool-aid grin across her face.
“Uhhhh, judging from that grin on your face I take it you had a good night’s rest, “Kit says.
“Yup, I sure did!”
“Hey Tash it smells good in here, “Carmen says.
“Thanks.”
“Hey uh, how much longer before breakfast is ready I’m starving, “Shane says rubbing her stomach.
“Well you shouldn’t be you been eating all night, ”Carmen says winking at Shane.
“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, ”Shane says smiling and licking her lips.
Looking at Shane with disgust, “Hey Carmen a mimosa aint gonna cut it for me can you make mine a Jack and Coke,” Tasha says.
A few minutes later Max walks into the kitchen followed by Jenny and then Alice.
“Hey you guys I’m making mimosas you want one?”
Jenny and Alice raised their hands in the air signaling they wanted one.
“No, Carmen I’m good but thanks for asking, “Max says.
After speaking Jenny sneezes. The fact that she was even breathing disgusted Max.
“Hey Carmen scratch that can you make mine straight Gin, “Max says nodding his head.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Max.
Max turned to look at Jenny then back towards everyone else.
“Oh yeah we understand, “they all said at once.
Bette and Tina walked in followed by Helena and Dylan.
“Morning everyone,” Bette and Tina says.
“OMG, Tasha it smells really good in here,” Helena says walking towards Tasha who was standing in the kitchen making everyone’s plates.
“It smells good doesn’t it Dylan?”
Dylan ignoring Helena walks by everyone not speaking and heads straight to the bar pouring her a drink.
“I said I was sorry, ”Helena says taking a seat at the table.
“What the hell was that all about,”Tina ask.
“She’s mad at me about last night, ”Helena says sipping her mimosa.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
rsrsrsrsrrsrsrss snow.
5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol