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    Amicus Curiae

    ”Do you want to split a milkshake? I haven’t had one in forever…”
    ”Only if you like chocolate,” Bette replied.
    ”Done. Any food recommendations?”
    ”They’ll make any omelet with egg whites, and the vegetarian breakfast burrito is amazing,” Bette said. ”But anything is good if you have an affinity for diner food.”
    ”They have a turkey dinner listed,” Tina said. ”What are the odds they have a turkey roasting right now?”
    ”They roast the turkey on Tuesday evenings to serve the rest of the week,” Bette said. ”Today would be leftovers…likely thawed from frozen via the microwave.”
    ”You are a regular,” Tina noted. ”We should come back next Wednesday.”
    ”What’s wrong with this Wednesday?”
    ”Can’t,” Tina sounded truly sorry that wasn’t possible. ”Staff meeting tomorrow.”
    ”Next Wednesday it is,” Bette said.
    ”I’ll go with your suggestion – breakfast burrito.”
    ”That’ll be two then,” Bette reached her hand palm up and Tina placed the folded menu down for her to grasp.
    ”All set?” a tall gentleman ambled over with a pad of paper to take their order.
    ”Daddy, where are your glasses?” Bette asked.
    ”Sweat pea,” Melvin said, a smile taking over his face. ”Stand up and give your poppa a hug. You should have told me you were coming by…”
    ”Last minute lunch, Daddy,” Bette explained after their hug ended. ”Daddy, this is my friend Tina Kennard.”
    He put the pad of paper away and waved her up for a hug too.
    ”Give us some sugar, darlin’,” Melvin said. ”Any friend of Bette’s is welcome here anytime.”
    Tina was taken aback at the level of familiarity with which he greeted her, but welcomed the boisterous nature of his personality as they shared an embrace.
    ”Now, are you dating my girl?” he leaned in conspiratorially to ask the question of Tina.
    ”Daddy!”
    ”We’re friends. And colleagues,” Tina replied. ”But she is a charmer, your ‘girl’.”
    Bette shook her head.
    ”What can I get you two for lunch? You’re both fading away to a shadow. Let me put some flesh on your bones.”
    ”My usual for both of us, Daddy,” Bette said. ”And a milkshake.”

    Comments

    1. *swoon* Got to love that sensual TiBette tension. The banter you’ve developed between them is delicious. I would never guess you weren’t involved in law. I guess being involved with an attorney is very educational. Also, I like your version of Melvin so much more the IC’s. PPS

    2. The cherry on top for this Friday seeing an unexpected post from you! If you want to stay anonymous, you have to change the writing style of your comments. :) Anyhow, enjoying your writing under any name. Looking forward to the next update.

    3. Gulp. After Tina’s description and demonstration, I will never look at cherries the same way again…EVER. Your dexterity with words and dialogue is truly marvelous. Almost every line they exchange has a double entendre. Ahhhmazing. I heart every twist and curl of this story so far, jks. Many thanks and please keep up this awesomeness! Have a great, relaxing weekend! Mwah! ;)

    4. I am *loving* this, whether or not the story’s veered from where it was originally intended. Tina’s lesson in stem-knotting… I think the rating was fine, and a lot of fun to read. Thanks! :)

    5. Sorry about my last message. My keyboard went crazy on my other laptop.Great post. I love the flirting. These two are both risk takers and they push the flirting to the limit. I wonder how long they can hold out…

    6. Awwwwww Swimmie, I love you. If you weren’t already married I’d have to find you and beg for a date. That was just WOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! Loved it. Loved your Melvin too, now where is Maxine? Melvin had a great sense of humor as well, …the cats that caught the wayward canaries.” And she didn’t need any help finding trouble as she’d already found it.” I should say. I can hardly wait until those two get their groove on, it’s gonna be way too much to contain. I’ve heard of very talented women being able to tie those cherry stems but have never seen it done. Now I’ve got to go to the store.Loved this chapter, gotta read it again. Have a great weekend.

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