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    Apogée 7

        “Holy shit!” Shane yelped uncharacteristically loud as Carmen pulled the glass out in one smooth and clean movement. It would have been a lot more painful had someone else done it but the assassin obviously didn’t agree.

        “What…the fuck? A thin trickle of blood ran down Shane’s back, the bartender catching it with an alcohol pad and cleaning up the cut. Carmen bit her lip as she looked at the last cut, a long slice that ran from the top of Shane’s pants lower. The bartender licked her lips,

        “Um, the pants are going to have to come off too, there’s one more cut down…well on your ass.” Shane nodded and simply pulled her pants down, Carmen watched with as much disinterest as she could possibly fake.

        Shane’s skin was peppered with older small scars, one of the larger located high on her left hip. Carmen brushed her fingers along it, leaning towards Shane’s ear.

        “What’s the story behind this one?” The assassin grew silent, breathing deep.

        “I trusted someone and they turned on me…” The bartender exhaled slowly, hoping Shane wouldn’t coil back into her silent ways. She cleaned the final cut, placed antibiotic cream and bandages over the angry gashes. Shane gave an almost inaudible sigh as Carmen tended to her back, taking much longer than the bartender realized she should.

        When she had finished Shane turned around giving Carmen a full view of the assassin’s exposed front Shane not minding the attention the bartender was paying to her chest.

        “I might take you up on that movie if you don’t mind me jumping in the shower first.” Carmen could tell Shane was feeling better already, and as the assassin looked around, Carmen realized Shane was actually grinning. The bartender smiled, then frowned quickly,
        
        “You had me bandage each cut on your back, now you’re going to jump in the shower and wash thirty minutes of work down the drain?” Shane’s eyes grew wide and surprisingly apologetic,

        “Well I guess I don’t have to, I just thought—“ Carmen smiled staring into Shane’s blue eyes happy for the distraction from those perky nipples.

        “I was joking, I will have to put some salve on those cuts after though,” Shane nodded slowly rising, clutching her ribs suddenly. Carmen hopped to her feet, slowly bringing Shane back to the couch.

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    1. Great update. I think Dana needs to do a bit more “apologizing”…for like the entire night. Danish is my favorite, but you have me very interested in Bette and Tina. I can’t wait to see what’s coming.

    2. wow. i’ve been reading since the beginning and i love it. I never thought I could be interested in a story that didn’t follow the show, but you do such an amazing job. i always get excited when i see an update from you. i’m ready for shane and carmen to kick some ass or something in the next chapter. this is seriously great.

    3. I loved the part with Mark and Gomey. I really have to go back and reread the story from the beginning. I have such a one track mind – danish, danish, danish – but the rest of the story is really good too!

    4. Gomey & Mark are such idiots, hope Shane and Carmen take care of them. They make a great reluctant team Really enjoying how you write Bette & Tina (plz don’t let your Tina be a punk). Great update, post soon.

    5. You are so naughty… using Shane’s wounds to give Carmen an excuse to touch her. Guess you don’t need the props. I give you ideas?… what kind?lol. You actually have me going with the Tibette now, wondering if something will happen or not. No matter which story, you continually love to tease me. Tell me if I’m wrong. I won’t be expecting much from Alice/Dana for now…. don’t want to get my hopes up to have you yank good times away from me, lol. Gee… the bug bite, sounds oddly familiar… where ever did you get that idea, hmmmm? Gomey and Mark, what a wonderful team, of jokers that is. Thanks for this latest chapter… sorry if I’m not my usually witty self but there is pain involved.

    6. I am so in love with this story, not just the Shane/Carmen parts but everything! Dana and Alice sounds divine together. And Tina is romancing the enemy~! I smell drama… and would be checking in everyday for an update.

    7. So Shane has worked for Bette before. Bette sentenced to prison, interesting. I wonder what she looks like in an orange jump suite or black and white stripes. How did Dana mess up Alice professionally? I know that she hurt Alice personally but not how she hurt her professionally. Bette and Tina are firing on 2 of their 6 cylinders. Post soon, please!

    8. OMG…this was great. I love Gomey and Mark, they are really funny, I could just picture Mark shooting critter off the Gomey’s back.LOL…Carm and Shane, awesome, they are so cute together and I’m glad that Dana saw the light about my girl, she sure doesn’t want to make Al mad…hmmm, now does she? Yep, the cabbage patch to Country music is quite a sight, let me tell ya I get paid for it (okay, to stop). But, I still love it. **Doing my dance for ya** CD…cheers mate.

    9. hooray for dana calling alice, sexyness between tina bette, shane and carmen are so good together, i like their situation the best. fantastic job, can’t wait till the next update. i wonder what’ll happen next?

    10. Good chapter. Let see how Dana gonna apologize to Alice, Bette and Tina are getting some hot coming and can’t wait to see it, Carmen and Shane are in trouble now and hope they are ok. Ok post soon please, thanks!

    11. I hope that Dana has a better apology than she had on the phone!! I’m liking the connection with Sharmen, are they going to be the next bonnie and clyde?? LoL..As for TiBette, good as always…Keep it going!!!

    12. Usually when I read stories where all of the pairings are in, I tend to read only the parts with my favorite one (do I need to say which one…yes, it’s Danish). But you got me interested in all of them, that’s a first! :) I especially like the tension with Sharmen I have to agree with brtyes, very naughty to use Shane’s wounds like that :D ). Dana needs to do a lot of apologizing. I hope Alice will fall for it. Mark and Gomey really are the slapstick-figures of this story (but I don’t think I should underestimate them…I think that they’re more capable then they seem (or am I totally wrong?). Let’s hope my notebook doesn’t fall hard on the floor, otherwise I wouldn’t even be able to PM you for a snippet! ;) (Btw, does the name Papi refer to the character who is being rumored to be in S4?)

    13. I just read the last 3 chapters U posted. I loved them a lot. sorry I didn’t comment on them I got way behind Hun.BTW I will wear the title Maestro the Bad Boy of Fan Fiction in my signature from this day forward. =)

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