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Backstory ~ Chapter 13d
When Tina exited the bath after her shower, she saw that Bette’s side of the bed was empty at the same moment that she detected the scent of coffee coming from the kitchen. She smiled at the realization that she was going to be able to talk to an awake Bette and that Bette had gotten up so very early just so that they could see each other.
As Tina began to walk down the hall to the kitchen, she heard Shakira’s “She Wolf” blaring from the radio. She recognized the howls in the background as those of a female wolf but, she thought abstractly, that the accent did not betray any particular geographic origin. Then, she groaned as she remembered her strange discussion with Red the prior night and she became alert that she might be about to see something odd. She steeled herself.
As she entered the living room, she saw what Red had described. Red and Gray Blaze, and her other even stupider brother-in-law, sat or stood, looking at the radio as if they were in a trance. To her shock, even her father joined their behavior. Her boy wolf nephew Trouble hovered at the edge, interested in what he was hearing. When he saw his aunt’s gaze, he hurried away, embarrassed, but Tina saw him still staring at the radio as he hid behind a chair.
The males’ behavior was so odd that Tina did not how to react. She glanced at the females but only her mother was paying any attention. When the matriarch turned to look at Tina, the older female shrugged and rolled her eyes.
Tina froze, though, at what she saw next. She had glanced into the kitchen and had seen the plate with Equal packets and containers of soy and fat-free half and half alongside her coffee mug. She had spotted the plate with the cut fruit and slice of what she knew was her favorite zucchini bread. She would normally have smiled a loving smile and moved quickly to give Bette a huge “good morning” hug. What had made her freeze, though, was the sight of Bette staring at the radio. The radio still blared ‘She Wolf” and the female wolf still howled. And Bette was staring at the calls of another, a different, she wolf. One that wasn’t her.
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LOL. Nothing spices up reality TV like a dysfunctional family, and you can’t get any more dysfunctional than a wolf family jealous of the radio. Hahaha, your brain, Spumogan, should be called The Brain that Laid Comedy Gold Eggs. The very idea that it’s the wolf side of Tina that appeals to Bette… Man, IC should have stolen this idea for the sixth season of the L word. Instead of CSI:L word, it could have been “Where the Wild Lez Are” or something.
Bette and Tina and Angie and Kit (Kate) Plus Eight (Wolves)! …I’d watch it! Thanks!
What an excellent update. Loved it all. Just when you think can this get any better it does. Thank you so much Spumoni.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* What a treat! Yaaayyy!!! *doing happy dance* You have brought us now several wolfies updates and we are in cloud nine. Hehehe Ah, having Tina worried because Bette was watching the radio, due to the reaction of the male wolfies was just hysterical. Then, the idea of a reality show, to include B&T, Angelica, Kit and the wolf pack, sounds like a TV hit to us. Can’t stop laughing. Please consider us, officially, as wolfies fans and avid readers of your backpack story. *wink wink* Thanks for your kind generosity, dearest friend. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Love, Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
Poor Tina is working/trying too hard. None of us can hold back time, although in her part of the world a whole lot of people make a whole lot of surgeons very rick trying. But Tina is exhausting herself and beginning to be a bit delusional as far as that she wolf in a box is concerned. I’m glad to find that I share Bette’s good taste/snobbery in pop music. (But why are they so old school with the sweetner? I switched to Splenda LONG ago.) But Tina needs to chill, she almost spilled the wolf beans to Alice complaining about Shakira’s unaccented howl. And while Alice might be right about the appeal of Bette and Tina televised, it will be hard to keep the wolves in the closet, so to speak, should they involve themselves in Kit’s program. And if they don’t they risk miffing (when was the last time you heard someone use ‘miff’?) Kit but refusing. What a dilemma!
kick alice’s ass!!! lol. loving this crazy twisted tale-u have a great quirky sense of humour.
Loved it and i dont care how long you write this, its so cleverly written! :)PPS
Spumoni…this backstory isn’t silliness…it is pure genius. I don’t know how you keep the humour up…it’s incredible!
Poor Bette, she is clueless to the happenings of the house. She is being accused of falling for a different She wolf instead of She Wolf Tina, but in reality Bette was looking at the lighting that was moving around the kitchen at that hour.
I start warming up to this wolf idea… And the best part is that I have so much to catch up with!
I love this story. Awesome update. Lol at Tina thinking Bette’s into she wolfs. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for posting.
you had me in giggles all morning while reading this…this story is one of my absolute favorites…i don’t like shakira LOL
I’m old enough to catch the ‘Radio Ga Ga’ reference and now we know where Tina got her eye rolling habit.
Hey Betty is a she wolf. But she is lucker than the real thing. she has Tina. I love this, hope you can do this story for a long time. thank you