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Backstory ~ Chapter 13d
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Tina had left for the office about 15 minutes after the kitchen incident. She had told Bette how grateful she was for the morning treat and for Bette getting out of bed so early. She had told Bette how much she missed her and missed Angelica. She promised that it would only be a few more days until she would be able to get home earlier. All sincere thoughts.
Tina had had her early morning meeting with the interns and it had been as confusing as the earlier ones.
“They’re supposed to be high school student? They look old enough to have finished college.”
Peter quickly checked his notes, “Their bios say that they’re between 17 or 20.”
“Hollywood birth dates. They’re probably all 28”
“They’re intentionally making them look older.”
“So that we don’t really believe that it’s high school students having sex and using drugs.”
“They have parent issues and worry about college.”
Tina frowned. “I hate shows where the children are supposed to be smarter that the parents.”
The interns had no response since they liked those shows.
Tina continued, “So, this one is set in New York and the other one is in California? What are the differences?”
“They wear bikinis on the California show.”
“And who are the stars….” Tina continued her grilling, finding that the shows and the stars seemed to merge into one another. She had been surprised to learn that 90210, a show she remembered, has been resurrected.
“Vampires are popular.” Megan announced authoritatively.
“Vampires are always popular,” Tina dismissed the intern’s naïve pronouncement.
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When the coaching session had ended, Tina had dismissed the interns. After they had left, she sat at her desk, her elbows on the desktop supporting her hand in which her head rested. She ran her fingers through her hair and groaned in frustration. She was working late every night because she was trying a crash course in popular culture and she was making almost no progress.
She had almost decided to surrender and to rely on her staff. She knew that a large part of her decision was tied to her crazy lunatic worries that had begun that morning in their kitchen.
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LOL. Nothing spices up reality TV like a dysfunctional family, and you can’t get any more dysfunctional than a wolf family jealous of the radio. Hahaha, your brain, Spumogan, should be called The Brain that Laid Comedy Gold Eggs. The very idea that it’s the wolf side of Tina that appeals to Bette… Man, IC should have stolen this idea for the sixth season of the L word. Instead of CSI:L word, it could have been “Where the Wild Lez Are” or something.
Bette and Tina and Angie and Kit (Kate) Plus Eight (Wolves)! …I’d watch it! Thanks!
What an excellent update. Loved it all. Just when you think can this get any better it does. Thank you so much Spumoni.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* What a treat! Yaaayyy!!! *doing happy dance* You have brought us now several wolfies updates and we are in cloud nine. Hehehe Ah, having Tina worried because Bette was watching the radio, due to the reaction of the male wolfies was just hysterical. Then, the idea of a reality show, to include B&T, Angelica, Kit and the wolf pack, sounds like a TV hit to us. Can’t stop laughing. Please consider us, officially, as wolfies fans and avid readers of your backpack story. *wink wink* Thanks for your kind generosity, dearest friend. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Love, Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
Poor Tina is working/trying too hard. None of us can hold back time, although in her part of the world a whole lot of people make a whole lot of surgeons very rick trying. But Tina is exhausting herself and beginning to be a bit delusional as far as that she wolf in a box is concerned. I’m glad to find that I share Bette’s good taste/snobbery in pop music. (But why are they so old school with the sweetner? I switched to Splenda LONG ago.) But Tina needs to chill, she almost spilled the wolf beans to Alice complaining about Shakira’s unaccented howl. And while Alice might be right about the appeal of Bette and Tina televised, it will be hard to keep the wolves in the closet, so to speak, should they involve themselves in Kit’s program. And if they don’t they risk miffing (when was the last time you heard someone use ‘miff’?) Kit but refusing. What a dilemma!
kick alice’s ass!!! lol. loving this crazy twisted tale-u have a great quirky sense of humour.
Loved it and i dont care how long you write this, its so cleverly written! :)PPS
Spumoni…this backstory isn’t silliness…it is pure genius. I don’t know how you keep the humour up…it’s incredible!
Poor Bette, she is clueless to the happenings of the house. She is being accused of falling for a different She wolf instead of She Wolf Tina, but in reality Bette was looking at the lighting that was moving around the kitchen at that hour.
I start warming up to this wolf idea… And the best part is that I have so much to catch up with!
I love this story. Awesome update. Lol at Tina thinking Bette’s into she wolfs. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for posting.
you had me in giggles all morning while reading this…this story is one of my absolute favorites…i don’t like shakira LOL
I’m old enough to catch the ‘Radio Ga Ga’ reference and now we know where Tina got her eye rolling habit.
Hey Betty is a she wolf. But she is lucker than the real thing. she has Tina. I love this, hope you can do this story for a long time. thank you