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Bad Students

Alice: Oh yeah, well I was just coming by to say um…how much I love your braids, what do you call that hairstyle anyways?
Ms. Williams: Braids.
Ms. Williams said nonchalantly giving Alice a knowing look, like she knows she’s up to something.
Alice: Cool. Ms. Williams did you know that Dick and Mac McDonald opened the first McDonald’s restaurant in San Bernardino, California.
Ms. Williams looked confused.
Ms. Williams: No I didn’t know that.
Alice: Yep, San Francisco Bay is considered the world’s largest landlocked harbor.
Ms. Williams always considered Alice to be a ”special child” but she was totally lost right now.
Ms. Williams: Um Alice don’t you think you should be getting home now?
Alice: Oh my mom is a drunk so it’s ok…which brings me to the fact that California produces over 17 million gallons of wine each year.
Ms. Williams didn’t know whether to be shocked or concern by what Alice just said. Ms. Williams should be use to this by now, Alice has always had so much to say about everything and nothing at all, but the more she listened the more Ms. Williams knew she would never make it to the faculty meeting in time.
Ms. Williams: Alice sweetie, I have to get to the faculty meeting in a few minutes so is there something I can do for you?
Alice walked over to a table, grabbed a chair and dragged it over to Ms. Williams desk, seating it right next to her then took a seat putting one foot up on Ms. Williams desk.
Ms. Williams: Alice have you lost your mind?
Alice: What they’re clean.
Ms. Williams: I don’t care if they were made of gold, get them off my desk right now!
Alice: Gees ok ok,
Back to Tina’s mission…
Tina was in a trance, looking lost for words.
Mr. Johnson: Christina are you ok sweetie?
Tina: Huh? um…no, I mean yes I’m fine.
Mr. Johnson: Ok well if there’s nothing else I could do for you…
Oh no, he’s about to put me out. Shit quick think of something! Tina was thinking out loud in her head.
Tina: Actually yes there is.
Mr. Johnson: Ok sure what is it?
Tina begin tearing up which cause a concern look from Mr. Johnson.
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Oh that was hilarious! Nice way to start my day with a good laugh. Thank you!
thanks boo!
wow I love that! Bette always be the leader of the band!, Thank you very much.
Hell, it was really funny. you know how much I love what you write, so this was no exception. just brightened my day! :-)
It was hilarious! But me being a teacher, I’d get back on the students who pulled that prank. Lucky me, they like me………..I guess…………
Damn it tee , i shouldve used your name on this one, i forgot you were a teacher hahahahahahhahaha
Was it a volcano? Loved it and as a former teacher I did appreciate it. Thanks
Very funny! I can totally picture Alice yapping on and on about nothing and everything to the teacher!! Thanks, TN1!!!!
Well dang TN1!…dat shor was hilarious…I bout split my britches!…Thx fer makin’ my day!…mouse humping da cheese…priceless!..lubya!
This story reminds me of my school days
That’s how I did play at that time, but
That’s beside the point.
As always, you with the creativity that gives
much joy and laughter, you have this facility in
will write the stories are very funny.
All the stars.
Hahahahaha I don’t remember how I even came up with this. This was crazy lmao.