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Bad Students

Mr. Johnson: Thank you Christina but it’s my job you know, to teach you students so you really don’t have to thank me, it’s what I do.
The whole time Mr. Johnson was talking, Tina kept glancing at her and Bette’s science project, which sat on the long table in the back of the class. This was going to be harder than she thought…
Alice mission….
Alice called into the walkie-talkie.
Alice: Lady in the Vamp!
Tasha: Go head babe.
Alice: Hey how did you know I was calling in?
Tasha: Because only you would check in on a walkie like that, now what’s your position?
Alice: The mouse is humping the cheese.
Tasha: What??
Alice groaned.
Alice: I’m about to cut the core out the pineapple.
Frustrated, Bette interrupted their conversation on her walkie-talkie regretting every moment she let Alice in on this prank.
Bette: Alice! Would you please stop with them dumb codes, no one knows what the heck you talking about!
Alice: It’s a snowy day in California, roger that.
Alice turned off her walkie-talkie and approached Ms. Williams.
Bette: Alice! Alice!
Bette yelled into the walkie-talkie and after no answer, she turned over to Tasha with an angry look on her face.
Tasha: Why you looking at me like that for?
Bette: Out of all the girls in the world, you had to pick her?
Tasha: Hey she’s your best friend and you are the one who introduced me to her, remember?
Bette just stared at Tasha for a few seconds, she had no come back because after all she indeed was the one who hooked them up in the first place.
Bette: Well remind me to stick my arms into a lion’s mouth later will you?
Tasha: Consider it done.
Tasha chuckle at her sister-cousin who she loves to see her girlfriend agitate every now and then. It was always funny to Tasha and Tina to hear them two argue…they were like Lucy and Ethel, fight all the time but yet couldn’t survive one day without one another.
Back to Alice mission…
Alice: Ms. Williams how the heck are ya, long time don’t see!
Alice burst into the classroom causing the teacher to jump.
Ms. Williams: Alice oh lawd you scared the crap out of me, and I just saw you in class thirty minutes ago…by the way what are you still doing here?
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Oh that was hilarious! Nice way to start my day with a good laugh. Thank you!
thanks boo!
wow I love that! Bette always be the leader of the band!, Thank you very much.
Hell, it was really funny. you know how much I love what you write, so this was no exception. just brightened my day! :-)
It was hilarious! But me being a teacher, I’d get back on the students who pulled that prank. Lucky me, they like me………..I guess…………
Damn it tee , i shouldve used your name on this one, i forgot you were a teacher hahahahahahhahaha
Was it a volcano? Loved it and as a former teacher I did appreciate it. Thanks
Very funny! I can totally picture Alice yapping on and on about nothing and everything to the teacher!! Thanks, TN1!!!!
Well dang TN1!…dat shor was hilarious…I bout split my britches!…Thx fer makin’ my day!…mouse humping da cheese…priceless!..lubya!
This story reminds me of my school days
That’s how I did play at that time, but
That’s beside the point.
As always, you with the creativity that gives
much joy and laughter, you have this facility in
will write the stories are very funny.
All the stars.
Hahahahaha I don’t remember how I even came up with this. This was crazy lmao.