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Bag Your Own, 3
Bette: “For starters, where is Shane,
Bette: “And Jenny,
Bette cocked her head, “You think you’ve got all the answers, don’t you? Well, we’ll just have to wait and see what’s behind door number three then. I myself only know one thing for sure”
Bette reached out and grabbed the collar on
She let go of
Tina looked at her watch and leaning her head back into the seat, said, “I’m going to look for them. It’s almost eleven, you guys.”
Dana had fallen asleep on Kit’s shoulder and as she tried to gently push her away without waking her, Kit said, “Now don’t go getting yourself involved in that mess. If you’re serious about being a vegetarian, you sure don’t want to see what goes on at a turkey shoot.”
Tina turned to face the carnivores. “I think she’s about to drool.”
Kit stopped what she was doing and said, “No *****, why the ***** you think I’m trying to get her heavy ***** head off of me. Funny, it doesn’t look heavy.and yet it’s heavier than a mother *****.”
Tina turned and faced forward. She exhaled deeply as she began impatiently slapping at her thighs. She squinted at the baron trees before her and said, “***** it. You guys can have a god damn turkey if you want a god damn turkey! Okay, I give, uncle, uncle.alright, you happy? You win. Now I’m going to get them before
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(43 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
lol..your story is to funny!!!!
Hysterical. Just so funny!! More, please
Damn this is hilarious! more!!!
roflmao!!! that was great!!!! have to see the ending now!!!!! Happy thanksgiving!!!
This is so fucking funny and love it. I laughing so hard almost fall out of my chair. Alice is gonna die when Bette found out. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Great stuff i can’t wait for the next post!!!
omg r u serious alice actually hit one it only gets funnier!!
funny!!!!
LMAO, so Alice is a breast woman. Happy Thanksgiving.
I’m rollin’ on the floor, Katey! Great story with your trademark humor. A two-parter, huh? LOL
oh man! that was hilarious! alice – naughty, naughty girl. bette will kill her if she found out.
This is the best “turkey breast” story that I’ve ever read =) Too cute…
oh tina’s twins. i love it when you include my favorite character(s). awesome story as always. thanks for bringing us a fun story. i’m sure we need some of that before season three begins!