Alice: “My point, Bette, is that YOU had the turkey dish that night, if I remember correctly.  I watched you stagger right up to the carving table and point to that big, buttery, golden, glistening turkey and say, “Slap me some bird, and make it snappy.”  I uh, I believe that’s how you said it.”

Bette: “Yeah, well, I was very upset and very drunk at that party.”

Alice: “So if I throw back a few shots and think about my failed relationships it’ll be okay to take one of these fuckers out?  Pleasehypocrite.”

Alice steadied her eye against the scope and taking advantage of Bette’s new position, began checking the sky’s above. 

Bette: “Ya know, I really do love turkey.  I mean, I did”

Alice: “Oh you still do, Betteyou’re just ***** whipped now!”

Just then Alice‘s scoped eye noticed something moving in the trees across the field.  She steadied the gun and her eye opened wide as the magnified Tina came into view. 

“Oh, hey”

Bette interrupted, “You know, you’re right, Alice.  I mean, I’d never admit this to Tina, and of course if you repeat it I’ll deny, deny, denybut I’ve been craving nothing but turkey ever since you guys started talking about it.  I mean my god; I was dying for you to just shut the ***** up so I could get it out of my head…”

As Bette continued to confess her inner most demons, Alice watched Tina drop down to her knees.  She began playing with the buttons on the scope till she found the zoom.   She let out a giggle as it planted itself in Tina’s cleavage.

Bette gave Alice a playful slap and said, “Don’t laugh at me Alice; I’m totally vulnerable right now.”

Alice continued to zoom into Tina’s love pillows and said, “Uh huhyeah, sorry, keep going.I’m listening”

Bette: “Anyway.”

By now Alice‘s mouth was dry and she began swallowing harder and harder as Tina’s knockers began jiggling more and more with each tug on her shoe lace.  She all but lost control of her bodily functions as Tina stood and gently ran a seductive hand across her chest; grazing the mountains as she crossed over the valley, so to speak.  (Wink!)