Alice: “Oh.my.god!”

Bette stopped talking and quickly rolled onto her stomach.  She strained her eyes toward the trees in the distance and said, “What, what, you see one?”

Alice didn’t move a muscle.  “Actually, I’ve got a lock on two.”

Bette: “Two?   Are they big?”

Alice:  “Oh Bette, they’remassive”

Bette: “Well what are you waiting for?”

Alice: “Um, something’s blocking them.  But I can see the topsum, of their heads.”

Bette: “Maybe it’s better to shoot for the head.”

Alice turned her head slowly and just stared at Bette.  “You know, it’ll be quicker that wayI’mI’m just thinking of the most humane way to do this.”

Alice quickly threw her eye back over the scope and watched as Tina shielded her eyes from the sun.

Bette: “Do they look like good ones?”

Alice licked her lips and said, “The best I’ve ever seen.”

Bette: “Really, that good, huh?  Holy *****.  Okay, I’m totally ashamed of myself for even thinking this, but are they plump?”

Alice: “Verrrry plump.”

Bette could feel her mouth begin to water.  “Oh, plumps, well plump is good.”

Alice: “Plump ishot.”

Bette: “Hot?  What are you talking about, hotI don’t”

Alice: “I, I mean on the table, of course, like, piping hot.  Oh man, I can totally see these two smothered in buttermoist and glistening in the candlelightwe could feast on these for days.”

Bette: “Leftovers?  Oh, well, we’re going to have to put what we can’t finish in Shane and Jenny’s refrigerator.  I don’t think Tina would want the carcasses sitting in ours.”

Alice:  “Oh, I don’t think these will fit in your fridge anyway, Bette.”

“Wow, they really sound massive.  Are you sure they’re turkeys?”

Alice: “Ohhhh yeaaaahhhwait, what?”

Alice did everything she could to stay focused and as the helicopter roared over head, she yelled, “Oh *****,” and fired off a shot above the tree tops.  Bette’s jaw dropped as the large turkey fell dead to the ground about a hundred yards from where they were laying.  She yelled, “Holy *****, you got one!” and slapped Alice on the back before jumping to her feet.  “Come on, come on, get uplet’s grab it so we can get the ***** outta here.”

Alice quickly looked back into the scope to see Tina now shielding her eyes from the crime scene before her.