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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles
Just when they thought the night couldn’t get any worse The Puppet Master herself was in attendance! Much to everyone’s surprise Jenny had no shame in being there she just sat there smiling at everyone looking like a giant ball of suck! It was hard to picture the devil surviving outside the pits of hell but there she was. Just the sight of Jenny made Max feel all carsick inside. Both Bette and Kit had to show renowned strength that kept them from leaping out of their seats and going all Big Trouble In Little China on her ass. No one knew why the Blair Witch was there but like that one kid in high school that still put their finger under the words when they read out loud it was going to be one long ass night!
“Jenny what are you doing here?”
“Oh hey Tina I was invited silly.”
“Invited, invited by who, “Carmen asked.
“By my biggest fan.”
“Who would that be one of Hells Angels?”
“It’s nice to see you too Bette by the way your outfit tonight reminds me of strands of wet hair on a bar of soap.”
“What the hell does that mean!?”
“It disgust me.”
“I have one nerve left and your dry humping it!”
“Jenny, back off okay who invited you, “Tina says through gritted teeth. Jenny moving her seat is now sitting directly in back of Tina and Bette. Bette could feel her presence but refused to turn around.
“Uh, Jenny I don’t know another way to say this but in honor of my favorite State Farm commercial like a good neighbor stay over there, “Tina sings pointing in the opposite direction.
“Oh Tina you’ll never get into heaven with that voice or face.”
“Tina get her away from me, “Bette says sounding extremely agitated.
“Jenny leave Tina alone!”
“Oh hey Kit look at you.”
“Look at me look at what!?”
“You look good since the last time I saw you did you lose weight, “Kit flattered by the compliment smiles at Jenny.
“Uh, well yeah I lost a little something….something I look good right, “she says standing up from her seat twirling around showing off her figure.
“Yes you do you must have been on a liquid diet.”
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don70 says
This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
SkunkPU80 says
Thank you for reading!!!
Bibi28 says
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
SkunkPU80 says
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!