“Tina, I want to kick her square in her douche canoe, “she says leaning in whispering her ear.

“Yeah, I know hell we all do but just for tonight try to be the bigger person okay?”

“That’s easy for you to say.”

“Uh, I can hear you, “Jenny says only to have both Bette and Tina turn around to look at her.

“No you can’t and you didn’t.”

“Yes, I can I hear everything.”

“Really!?

“Yup, I can even hear Tinas stretch marks rubbing together.”

“See Bette how I ignored her smart remark, “she says removing her bracelet then her earrings from her ear placing them in Bettes hand. “Yup, that’s me cool, calm, and collected Tina, “she says before leaping over the back of her chair trying to reach Jenny.

“Tina!

“Let me go!”

“She’s not worth it!”

“Like hell she isn’t Helena!”

“Jenny what the hell is wrong with you!?

“What Carmen? What did I say?”

“No, Carmen I’m going to kick that walking breathing staph infections ass!”

“Hell no I’m with Tina on this one let her go Carmen!”

“Alice you’re not helping!”

“Here……here, whoop that trick….whoop that trick, “Helena sang.

“Helena what the hell?”

“Sorry, Dylan Hustle and Flow came on demand last night.”

“What did you say? Are you serious!? Hey somebody please give Jenny a spatula you know she likes to flip shit!”

“That’s funny Max especially since you’re the one that invited me.” Immediately, everyone stopped dead in their tracks and stared at Max.

“Sooooooo, what happened is I———-,” Max tries to explain but is cutoff.

“What, suffer from Lie-abetes!”

“I didn’t lie, it’s just I didn’t let her know on purpose!”

“Oh, Max like your spandex vagina there is no need to lie look, “reaching into her purse she pulls out her cell phone, “See you text me the time and address 10 times.”

“Max!”

“This is worse than when that greedy computer nerd stole the dinosaur embryos In Jurassic Park, “Dylan says shaking her head in shame.

“Hey, in my defense I didn’t text you………….the Vodka did!”

“I hope they’re serving shots of bleach, “Dylan says walking off towards the bar.

“Or liquid drano, “Max says following behind her feeling ashamed.

Carmen didn’t know if she could keep playing referee keeping her friends from killing Jenny for the reminder of the night. Looking around everyone took their seats and when Dylan and Max returned they came bearing gifts, drinks for all. After a few sips everyone finally relaxed once again.