“Excuse me liquid diet?”

“Yes, “something in Jennys tone sent chills down Kits back the flattery she once felt was now gone, “Jenny what are you talking about?”

“Liquid diet meaning you must have been crying a lot lately.”

“Crying, what the———–.”

“Look, the longer you talk the more I feel myself pickling like I’m in some mason jar so to quickly put an end to this pointless conversation you cried on purpose to lose weight.” The conversation between Jenny and Kit caught the attention of everyone else.

“Who in the hell cries on purpose to lose weight you walking breathing river monster!?”

“Fat people cry on purpose to taste their own tears a.k.a liquid diet it’s a known fact.” Kit calmly sat her non-alcoholic drink down in her chair and before anyone could stop her she lunged at Jenny barely missing her. It took Bette, Alice, and Dylan to hold her back. “Get her I like to crawl out of water wells and tv’s ass away from me!”

“Jenny back off!”

“Well, well, well someone got a little taste of the chocolate milky way and——–.”

“Shut up Jenny, “Alice says looking around knowing she was referring to Tasha, “The more you talk the more I fantasize about your funeral by the way where in the hell is the waitress I need another drink!”

“I’m with Alice where in the hell is the waitress?”

“Uh, Dylan I don’t think you need another drink.”

“Really, Helena this coming from someone who participates in hip-hop musical chairs competitions.”

“Hey, don’t hate it’s not lady like besides I’ve been the reigning champ three years in a row!”

“You only won one last year because you tripped that poor little 12 year old girl who walked with a mud duck waddle.”

“Helena!”

“What she started it she said I looked like Sarah 007 Palin!”

“Okay, look the show is about to start don’t let the black plague (looking at Jenny) ruin this for Shane, “Carmen says trying her best to calm everyone down.

“Yeah, you’re right, “Kit says fixing her dress but still scowling at Jenny, “Your mother should have swallowed.”

“Agreed Kit, “Max says chiming in.”

“And you Max smell like craigslist.”

“You guys that’s enough!”

“Come on guys Carmen is right let’s all relax and support Shane and ignore Little Miss Tales From the Crypt over there.” Everyone agreed with both Carmen and Bette after another two minutes they all took their seats watching the models parade back and forth across the stage. Thankfully the scuffle that took place went unnoticed. Tina grabbed Bettes hand and gently caressed it trying to calm her down. She knew she was still upset from the way she was repeatedly shaking her leg.