“That’s what I’m talking about Max, “Bette says cheering him on.

“Funny real funny Max I see you still haven’t gotten rid of that annoying habit you do that I hate.”

“Really, and what would that be Jenny?”

“Breathing.”

“Hey, look I just wanted to make a public announcement, “Tasha says interrupting the argument, “That I’m the rabbit in Alices Wonderland meaning she’s my girlfriend and she’s hotter than fish grease!”

“I knew you too were more than just a booty call, “Carmen says.

“Here! Here!”

“And I’m yours, “Alice says beaming back at her.

“Just wait a damn minute what about us I————.”

“OMG, will you get it through that little peezy ass head of your she doesn’t want you, “Bette frustratingly says, “Why don’t you go and find someone that looks at you like Snoop Dogg looks at weed!?”

“Yeah, really Miranda give it up!” Shane knew she had some groveling to do walking towards Carmen she starts to apologize.

“Look, I know your tired of me saying I’m sorry and yes hiring models I slept with was a bad judgment call on my part what I’m trying to say is I love to piece and if women were boogers I’d always pick you first, “she says smiling. Carmen not able to resist her wraps her arms around her neck hugging her.

“This night was crazy!”

“Who you telling lets go home Dylan and play Titanic, I’ll be the ocean and you can go down on me.”

“You know I love to deep sea dive.”

“Gross, “Kit says walking past them towards Bette and Tina.

“Hey you two, I drove with Max and were about to head out.”

“We’re right behind you!”

“Shane and Carmen what about you guys?” Shane holds up her car keys dangling them back and forth.

“Okay, enough said.”

“Hey you two freakazoids, “Tina calls out to Tasha and Alice who were busy trying to swallow each others tongues, “Geeesh, can you guys can up for air!?”

“Sorry, Tina yeah were leaving too besides Tasha is really hungry, “she says winking at her. With Bette and Tina leading everyone begins to follow behind them heading to their cars leaving Jenny and Miranda behind.

“Cousin what am I going to do I just lost the great love of my life I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread.”

“You know what you need, “Jenny says trying to comfort her, “A nice long vacation.

“Yeah your right remember our last family reunion?”

“Yup, we had a blast in the Bermuda Triangle.” Jenny looking at everyone walking off calls out to them all.

“Hey guys!” Hearing Jennys voice they all stop and turnaround to face her and Miranda.

“So, when is the next vacation trip?” Everyone looked at one another then back at both Miranda and Jenny raised their right arm raising their middle fingers giving them both the international symbol to fuck off.

“Great, I love you too Hawaii it is!”

The End.