“Uh, he is not my boyfriend!”

“Hey! Okay, enough look obviously the show is over and these last few weeks spending time with all of you I am 6 seconds away from finding a corner, tying off, and being on the next episode of Intervention, “Bette yells.

Finally, having some privacy both Alice and Tasha are staring at each other face to face. Although, the incident that occurred with Miranda wasn’t her fault Tasha felt bad and guilty to make matters worse she didn’t even know what to say.

“Okay, Alice look I———–.”

“Tasha, you don’t owe me any explanation besides I can’t get upset even if I wanted too.”

“Alice what——–.”

“I know Miranda flew way past the cuckoo nest but if you wanted to get vertical with her or anyone else you have every right too, “the look on Tashas face was pure confusion. “Since the skiing trip lets both admit it we have just been having fun, great fun nonetheless and that’s it we don’t have any titles so————-,”before Alice could finish her sentence Tasha grabs her hand and walks back through the bushes. Once she gets to the other side while still holding Alices hand she makes an announcement.

“Hey, everyone listen up!” Miranda seeing Tasha holding Alices hand realizes she was the mystery blonde woman who had taken Tasha away from her.

“Uh, hold up you left me for her!?”

“Left you I was never with you!”

“Oh, yes up here you were, “she says pointing to her head.

“Perra loca, “Carmen says translation “crazy bitch” in Spanish. Both bet and Tina were amazed at the sheer craziness of Miranda there they stood mouths opened giving her the same disgusted look you give yourself when you buy dollar store pads and you bleed to death cause your cheap as hell.

“Hey, Tater tot you can’t speak to my cousin that way!”

“It’s Tasha, “she corrected her.

“Same thing.”

“Jenny why don’t you do all of us a favor and take yourself, Miranda, and Tom Selleck and get the hell out of here.”

“Who are you calling Tom Selleck Max!?”

“Your mustache.”

“Hahahahahaha good one Max, “Helena says giving him a high five.

“You’re the real M.V.P!”

“Thanks Shane I ain’t Willy Wonka I don’t suga coat shit!”