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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles
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“Just wait a damn minute you two spawns of Jigsaw are cousins, ”Shane asked.
“Yes, how do you think I knew about the receptionist job at your salon?”
“Oh, cousin you look adorable tonight, “Miranda says complementing Jenny on her outfit.
“This is some sick shit.”
“I agree Dylan.”
“I’m staring at 2 gallons of crazy right now!”
“I’m with you Bette this is nuts who would have thought!?”
“I’m not surprised, “Max says. Out of all the comments that were made Max comment was the only one Jenny heard. Tasha free from the sight of Miranda wanted to walk over to Alice but didn’t want to put Alice on the spot and become Mirandas victim #2. Miranda was so excited to see her cousin she paid no attention to Tasha. With a head nod she signaled to Alice to walk back through the bushes and meet her on the other side. Taking Alices lead Tasha follows behind her.
“You always have something to say don’t you Mr. Knick Knack Patty Wack I Wish I Had Two Ball Sacks Max.”
“Cute Jenny, real cute you still haven’t answered my question you dung beetle?”
“Would what that be?”
“Why won’t you go back to hell where you came from?”
“I plan to soon besides I have a kingdom to run.”
While Jenny drilled Max she an opportunity to finally talk to Miranda, “So, tell me more about this credit card swipe thing now do you use all your fingers or certain———.”
“Helena!”
“Dylan, relax I’m not going to tell anyone you like your butt hole tongue punched.”
“Helena!”
“Dylan, don’t be mad Bette likes the same thing it’s nothing to be ashamed about.”
“Tina!”
“Baby, don’t get mad it’ so cute how it puckers up.”
“Uh, Tina I’m with Bette I don’t want to hear about you and my sisters asshole.”
“I’m about to throw up!”
“Carmen, you have some nerve your with the biggest freak of them all.”
“Hey, I take offense to that.”
“Like, I take offense to all those skut-buckets hired to model in your show that you slept with!”
“Yeah, Shane what’s up with that!?”
“It’s not my fault Kits boyfriend hired them, “Shane says attempting to shift the heat from her to Kit.
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!