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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“What——,”Shane says laughing.
“Okay guys hey where going to go down the practice slope first which is the smaller slope.
Kit still scared and nervous as hell is up first as she stands at the very top of the slope she positions herself in the ready position. Just when she takes the lunge forward she hears, “Awwww shit I know that’s not my little Kit Kat!”
Hearing that name called Kit rolls down the slope landing face down in the snow.
“Awww hell no Jill you better get down there and help my sister!”
Jill skis down the slope and helps Kit up. When Kit looks up there he was standing at the top of the slope Goldie the gold mouthed heathen she met on her flight.
“Damn look at you looking like a sweet tub of butter pecan ice cream——-baby this is destiny, ”he says flashing his 24kt smile.
The reflection from his gold teeth made Kit light headed and she falls back down. Jill helping her to her feet again, “Hey Goldie close your damn mouth you’re blinding me down here!”
“Okay—-okay fine but just so you know seeing you roll down that hill got my soldier standing at attention if you know what I mean! Your ass looked like two stranded tumbleweeds trying to make their way back across the street——–DAMN YOU SEXY ASS HELL YOU STILL MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY GIRLFREIND AND MY WIFE I GOT ON THE SIDE!”
Bette, Tina, Max, Carmen, Alice, and Shane are laughing hysterically. They all heard the story about Goldie but to see him in person did no justice!
“Hurry and come up here girl and get this two piece and a biscuit!”
Jill helps Kit back up the slope and seeing Goldie Kit starts gagging. “You know Goldie you’re the type of man to make a woman like me relapse.”
“Hey what can I say I’m like crack I’m addictive baby hey has anyone ever told you——you look just like Pam Gri…..”
“Uh, don’t even say it…….,”Kit says cutting him off.
“Have lunch with me?”
“No.”
“Go skiing with me?”
“No.”
“Let me suck on your toes?”
“Hell no!”
“Okay fine I see your playing hard to get how about you let me take you to this party later on?”
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
rsrsrsrsrrsrsrss snow.
5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol