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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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Max gets on the lift next with Kit. The entire time he is reflecting on his life to see what he did so bad to deserve Jenny coming into his life. Kit on the other hand is thinking about the fresh batch of brownies she planned on making when she got back.
Shane and Carmen are next and let’s just say being that high above ground was enough to turn both of them on.
Helena holding Dylans hand whether she wanted to or not get on the ski lift next. They are in back of Carmen and Shane and Dylan notices the ski lift bouncing up and down.
“You got to be kidding me I know there not doing what I think there doing?”
“Awwww look at them that’s really romantic really Dylan you should take a few notes from Shane in the romantic department.”
“You call that romantic Helena a quickie on a ski lift?”
“Dylan you’re missing the point.”
“And that would be?”
“It’s the thought that counts.”
“Shit.”
Alice gets on next and since she didn’t have a partner Jill rides with her.
“It’s so beautiful up here.”
“Yes it is beautiful like you, “Jill says.
“Uhmmm okay look Jill——.”
“You have a girlfriend?”
“No, it’s just that——.”
“You’re married?”
“Hell no!”
“I find you to be very attractive Alice.”
Alice is speechless and doesn’t know what to say.
“Okay, look I know I’m coming off a little strong but when I see something that I like I go for it. Look there is a huge party tonight and I was just wondering if you would like to go with me?”
“Jill, I don’t know I’m here with my friends and we don’t get a chance to hangout a lot and——–.”
“Well, they can come to don’t say no just say you’ll think about it.”
“I’ll think about it.”
They finally reach their destination and when they did Alice notices Carmen adjusting her ski suit.
“Carmen wth are you doing and why are your clothes all twisted?”
Carmen looks up at Alice and smiles.
“Uhmm, Jill I hope you have some bleach, Fireball Whiskey, and lava soap to clean off that seat they were in.” Looking at Shane, “Ughhhhhhhhh, “Alice says in disgust.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol